Wasn't me, Doc; I've never laid a finger on 'er.
I know why you'd think that, though-- considering that she named her handheld shower-massage after me.
"Yesss, DJ! Pulsating stream! Ohh, DJ!"
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I'm sure that's gross or offensive.
What is this, horny week or something?
I'm sorry, that's just so unsexy.
I never said HE was unsexy. Quit starting trouble.
However, I think any guy who says anything like that to a girl in person has a good chance of getting a smack. :P
Why? You start trouble too, "Ian's sister."
Yeah, you're right, and I can tell you for certain that pmFan wouldn't say something like that in the presence of a lady, and I would expect that none of the rest of us would, either. Come to think of it, I don't think I've even put the words "fur" and "burger" into one word, ever.Quote:
However, I think any guy who says anything like that to a girl in person has a good chance of getting a smack. :P
Liz, please keep in mind that this thread is a guy-talk thread. Please adjust your expectations of decorum accordingly, and keep your judgments to yourself.
Here ya go fellas - seafood tacos all round!
dirty dogs
Bearded clam, anyone?
hookers
Slit. Gash. Lovelips.
two turntables and a microphone
tube steak and two mini-potatoes
a christmas stocking and jingle bells
1 banana, 2 fuzzy peaches
italian sausage and meatballs
schlong
wienersnitzel
cocker spaniel
hot dog and buttered buns
purple headed yogurt slinger
cheney
meat curtains(vagina)
meat igloo(vagina)
whale harpoon
bumble bee can (smells like fish)
bearded clam