Bacon

yesss

My arteries closed 2.1% just by looking at the pictures. . . .

It's weird because I try to pretend I don't eat pork in front of certain peoples, but I love bacon.
No, I don't EVER buy and cook pork bacon.
Only turkey.
But i have a very difficult time turning pork bacon (cooked by someone else) down.

whats turkey bacon taste like? I'm not a fan of turkey meat generally..no taste at all for me..

Turkey bacon tastes like a less-fatty version of pork bacon. It's not quite as lumpy as bacon. It comes out much flatter, but it doesn't make you sick after you eat it, like bacon might.

I had some veggie bacon tonight and it was wonderful.

Veggies wrapped in bacon are always good.

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Originally Posted by Harmeister

Veggies wrapped in bacon are always good.

Asparagus wrapped in bacon.....mmmmmmm.....

Even better:
Scallops wrapped in bacon.......mmmmmmm.....

I wish i liked veggie bacon. Tried all sorts, but no go.

does vegie bacon contain burnt crispy fat? haha

To me, veggie bacon looks like Beggin' Strips.
And you'd hafta be dumb as a dog to eat it and think, "IT'S BACON!!!!"

which is funny cuz everytime i bite down on a hotdog wrapped in plastic i think "snausages!!"

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Originally Posted by syxxpm

which is funny cuz everytime i bite down on a hotdog wrapped in plastic i think "snausages!!"

In this devil-may-care day and age, I'm glad that you have not neglected safe sex.

"does vegie bacon contain burnt crispy fat? haha"

Yes.

"And you'd hafta be dumb as a dog to eat it and think, "IT'S BACON!!!!""

Good thing I know I'm not eating bacon then. I guess it helps that I read the labels. :)

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Originally Posted by Wheeljak

In this devil-may-care day and age, I'm glad that you have not neglected safe sex.

BAH HA HA HA HA HA!!!!:clap::clap::clap:

http://www.mcphee.com/items/11814.html

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Originally Posted by wendyful04

Imagine a good banjo riff going.

Oh I'm takin' all your bacon
I'm eating all your pork
I'll fry it on the griddle
But I won't use a fork

I'll serve some to my sweetie
He'll chew it with a grin
He'll look at me with lovin'
While grease drips from his chin

Now, don't you dare go gettin' mad
It's what I gotta' do
This jones I had was so darn bad
When I ran into you
Walkin' with your grocery bag
Filled with Oink and Moo
I'm sorry if it got you sad
But that's too bad for you

So, I took all your bacon
And some of your good beef
The pork I kept for me
The steaks I gave to Chief

Now that took talent! :clap:

I can believe a thread on crappy old bacon ran this long.

you started it

NO I DIDN'T!!!

I just said I hated it.