ONE DAY, SUPERMAN WAS FLYING THROUGH METROPOLIS ALONE AND HORNY. WITH LOIS LANE OUT OF TOWN AND LANA LANG STILL NOT SPEAKING TO HIM FOR REASONS THAT WILL NOT BE MENTIONED AT PRESS TIME. SUPERMAN DECIDED TO GET BACK INTO ACTION. HE WENT TO PAY A VISIT TO FLASH GORDON (I KNOW THAT HE'S APART OF ANOTHER CONTINUITY, SMARTASSSES, JUST GO WITH ME) AND ASKED IF WE WANT TO ROLL WITH HIM AND HUNT DOWN SOME FREAKS, BUT FLASH WANTED TO GET HIS MACK OWN WITH DALE ARDEN. SO THE MAN OF STEEL WAS LEFT TO GO PIMPING ALONE. WHILE SEARCHING OVER THE BEACH, HE SAW WONDER WOMAN LYING DOWN ON THE BEACH NAKED. IT WAS THEN THAT BLUE BOY DECIDED TO MAKE HIS MOVE. BUT HAD TO ACT SWIFTLY.
HE SOARS DOWN AT THE SPEED OF LIGHT. SWOOPS IN AND STRIKES WITH NUMEROUS QUICK, BUT THUNDEROUS STROKES AND TAKES OFF AND SOARS TO THE SKIES A HAPPY MAN.
"WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT?" WONDER WOMAN ASKED.
"I DON'T KNOW," ANSWERED THE INVISIBLE MAN "BUT WHAT EVER IT WAS, IT RIPPED THE HELL OUT OF MY ASSHOLE."
