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wendyful04
I have some trivia questions. See if you can answer them without looking them up:
1. Who was the US's 16th president?
Abraham Lincoln.
In 1865, another piece of po' white trash shot him in the head. The end.
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2. As of today, is Elizabeth Taylor dead or alive?
Alive, AFAIK. But dead or alive, she's still a legend.
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3. Who's older, Susan Sarandon or Goldie Hawn?
I'm guessing Goldie Hawn.
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4. Is Pluto still a planet?
Yes, because I still consider a dwarf planet a planet, the same as I consider a "little person" a person.
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5. What was the name of the curly-headed fuck who was one of MTV's first vjs? The guy with the jewfro mullet.
Mark Goodman.
However, "Jewfro mullet" is an oxymoron. By definition, a Jewfro is long all over, and a mullet is short on the top. And I don't think he'd appreciate you calling him a "fuck".
Poor J.J. Jackson... he's dead.
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6. In what year were both JFK and MLK assasinated?
They were assassinated in two separate years: 1963 and 1968, respectively.
Add a fourth letter S to "assassinated".
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7. How many US states are there?
Fifty, but Obama said that there were 57, and that's good enough for me.
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8. How many stars are there on the Confederate flag?
That is a trick question. Which flag?
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9. How many jigawatts does one need in order to time travel in a Delorean?
Did you just say "jigaboo"? Go fly your Confederate flag somewhere else, you racist.
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10. Is Guyana an island?
No, but Gilligan was a Guyanan island.
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11. Which Penn brother starred in Fast Times at Ridgemont High?
Sean, in his only funny role ever.
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12. When it comes to films, what does Indie mean?
It means that nobody's seen it, except for hipsters.
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13. True or False: light beer doesn't get you as drunk as regular beer.
False. It gets people drunker. Since it's less filling and it tastes great, they tend to drink it faster, and in larger quantities.
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14. How much older is Mariah Carey than Nick Cannon?
I don't know. I wouldn't have even known they were married if you hadn't told me.
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15. Who honestly believes that Jennifer Lopez's old ass got pregnant without fertility treatments?
That doesn't sound like a trivia question to me.