How to not get your ass kicked by the cops

From the wonderful world of Rj Bass. here is a little bit that I found with some very good instructions for some of you (especially Coz) buahahahahahahaha
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http://www.consumptionjunction.com/feat/cc...ail.asp?ID=8443

Just click on the blue title. YOu will love it.

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never tell a cop you smell bacon or give them directions to the nearest krispy kreme-syxxpm :thumup:

I smell some sort of vegan pork biproduct......

COP KABOB-"sleepwalkers 1991"-syxxpm

What??????? I give you all a simple and respected way to not get your ass kicked by the cops and what do you do???????? You mock me.....well see if I ever give you my intellegant perspectives ever again.....

Oh and Hey Be and Coz.....Does it work?......The white friend part? Does it work? Buahahahahahahaha

Oh and thats a jk people.