LITTLE FIREFIGHTER
A fire fighter is working on the engine outside the station
when he notices a little girl next door in a little red
wagon with little ladders hung off the side and a garden
hose tightly coiled in the middle. The little girl is
wearing a fire fighter's helmet and has the wagon tied to a
dog and a cat.
The fire fighter walks over to take a closer look. "That
sure is a nice fire truck" the fire fighter says with
admiration.
"Thanks", the girl says.
The fire fighter looks a little closer and notices the girl
has tied the wagon to the dog's collar and the cat's
testicles.
"Little Partner", the fire fighter says. "I don't want to
tell you how to run your fire truck, but if you were to
tie that rope around the cat's collar, I think you could
go faster".
The little girl replied, "you're probably right, but then
I wouldn't have a siren"!
