You guys are going to find this hard to believe, (I know I do), but after years of depression, confusion, and disillusion haunting me in my nightmares and raping the very essence of my soul, I have finally decided to go through with intergrating all my alter-egos and become a new and improved being.
Yeah, you heard me.
It is going to be a long and hard process, but I am certain that it will be worth the while. After reaching the third decade of my existence, it is time that I grow up and pursue the so-called American Dream. You know Find a career that pays and I am happy with, find a girlfriend, get married, have kids, pets, house in the suburbs, and drive a SUV. You know all that stuff they teach you on TV.
But don't worry, I will still keep coming to the forum. Laugh at your jokes, and share in your stories. Just as a new and improved person. I won't say that I will be better or worse, just a bit different from what you have come to terms with since I have joined the forum over a year ago. A bit stronger, and more spiritual, and perhaps a bit boring. I only hope that our relationship will never change. After getting to know you cool cats and cool kittens, I practically consider you apart of my family. I love each and everyone of you vay moch.
And now if I may, I would like to take this moment to bid a final adieu to my beloved "cast of colourful characters":
To the Christmas-Man: Ever the practical joker. You taught me to laugh at myself and not to take the world so seriously. You also showed me to poke fun at depressing situations in ways that show humor instead of hurt.
I will always remember to keep a smile even in my dark moments.
To Madame Maiden: Because of you, I now understand what women really want in men and vice versa. You showed me tenderness, honesty and love. If I ever finally find "ms right" I hope she is as beautiful and special as you.
Boomski-Love: a scoundrel and womanizer. It was you that taught me everything I know about sex and more. I now understand that sex is a good thing and must be used responsibly. Thank you, brother.
Chapter-Next, or "Chappy" as we call him. You taught me how to right and gave me the motivation and encouragement that I need to become a best selling novelist. I will never forget everything you've done for me. Never.
Lyricone- the little brother dropping knowledge. For showing me that words can strike a blow mightier than the fist. I will never forget the poems we concieved together from "Gone is the God-Fearing Child" to "Is It Mourning Already". Like Chappy, you gave me the push and the drive to put my best foot forward and let nothing stand in my way. For that I am deeply greatful.
Watcher-Ex: You showed me the world through different eyes, and opened me up to so much. Because of you, I know understand that the truth is indeed out there and cannot be made up if anyone tried. Never again will I shut my eyes from it and pretend that everything is normal I will always remember to stand up and be counted.
Doctor Sectour: You have served as the glue that held us all together. I will always cherish your knowledge and wisdom. I only wish that it was you that was performing the intergration process.
Rhythmchylde: It is your love for music that introduced me to PM Dawn and all the artists that I have listened to for so long. You taught me to feel the rhythm and never to stop dancing for it keeps me young. I will always keep the songs that you composed for me forever in my heart.
Fortress Loveution, or Fort-L as we call him: Although you have been with us for a short while, You showed me that words like peace, love and understanding are not profane. (Sorry Be) You are indeed your sister's brother. (NOTE: Fort-L is the younger brother of Madame Maiden and the half brother of the God of Evilution) You are a beautiful person and I hope that I could become half the person that you are.
The God of Evilution: Born from original sin but managed to find his way into the light. You helped me to understand the best and worst of both worlds. I now understand that the decisions that I make in life can only be made by me and me alone. I will never again look at the world as right or wrong the same way.
Lady Opposite: Lady with an attitude. You are everything that loathes and dispises Madame Maiden. I guess it is safe to say that you are the bitch of my world. However, because of you I have learned to redefined the word:
Beautiful
Intelligent
Talented
Cunning
Horny
Yeah, that about sums it up. You are indeed all of those things and in some way so am I. Not only will I accept this, but I will wear this stinking badge with pride. Much love to you my sister.
Capitat Esquire: From you, I have learned to never again live as a lost shallow being. You taught me to remove the mask of shame that I have beared for so long, and come up and be who and whatever it is that I really am. No matter what the world, I will always be proud and not let anyone put me down.
Planet Sequel: The master impressionist. It is because of you that I and only I can chose what role I wish to play in the game of life.
Master Composite: I have no idea what role you played in my life. I guess you were the enigma. Just when we thought we had all the answers, you went and changed the questions. But in some way you are indeed and always will be apart of me. I wouldn't have it any other way.
And last but not least, we have the Mid-Evil Knightmare Creature himself, Lord Blocturnal: I will be the one to admit that you have done some terrible and unforgiving things to countless people, Me included. I may never understand why you choose to take your unhappiness out on others, but I can come to terms with what you've done, and as I become this new being, I will accept full responsibility for your actions. I will say one thing. You taught me that it is human to be angry, but it is important to deal with my anger responsibly. I may never master my anger, but I can learn to contain it to where I will never do harm to others if I can help it.
And there you have it. all 15 of my Private I's. Now that you know them all, disregard them, because this is the last time you will see them again on this forum. When the next you hear from me, you will be witness to a brand new and improved me. As I close out, I have one more thing to say:
APRIL FOOLS!!!
Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!!!!!!
Surprise, Surprise!
'Tis I, the Christmas-Man at your service. Did you actually think that Stanley would be stupid enough to get rid of us. Did you?!
DID YOU?!!!
NO WAY MAN!
He needs us. How else is going to survive along with you clowns? LOL
Speaking on behalf of he Private I's Carpet Company, (Hey I like the sound of that) We ain't going nowhere! NO TIME!
That was fun. I planned for this way back on New Year's Eve. If you bought it, Hahaha, if not, just humor me anyway so I could be making an ass of myself. Well I took up too much of your time. I'm going to shut the hell up now, and give you the privillege to curse me out. But all things considered, one thing I said is true.
We love each and everyone of you, which is why I did it in the first place.
Take care. Kiss, Kiss
P.S.
SACK-URRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRSSS!!!
Hahahahahahaha!
