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Brian221
11-14-2002, 07:49 PM
I'm not sure how many of ya'll knew me when I was engaged and unhappy as hell...but had a conversation with the X today...and thought I'd share....enjoy (I added my own extra commentary too)
Her AIM name has been changed to protect the innocent...think Chief would tear her a new one...heheh.




THE X: hey I have a question
** Perhaps ask how its going, what have you been up to....no...."I have a question"

Brian221: yes?
THE X: that notebook you gave me, does it have internet access on it? Our computer at home is starting to crash?
**POS notebook... like a 266...was scrap

Brian221: i think there's a modem in it...you'd just have to put aol on it
Brian221: but don't remember
THE X: were is the plug for it, or were would it be
** I assume she intended to say "wHere is the plug for it, or wHere would it be -- she now spells and acts like a 7 year old.


Brian221: on second thought....no modem....you'd have to buy one
THE X: do you know what kind I would need that would fit it?
Brian221: pcmcia
Brian221: standard notebook card
THE X: Ive gotta write that down
Brian221: its a laptop standard...if you go to best buy and say you need a modem for a laptop....thats all you need to know
THE X: so easy, thanks
Brian221: I'm sure you forgot, or hoped that I forgot......ever think about that other $700 you said you were going to give me?
**She had told me last january I'd get the remainder of the money then, and hadn't mentioned it since...

THE X: no i didnt forget
THE X: what you just said sucked ass
** I was unaware that a sentence could do such a thing, suck ass indeed.


Brian221: well....its obviously not a big deal if I didn't even mentioin it for a year
THE X: well to think that I forgot and did it on purpose just sucks
THE X: you left me with a huge bill
** correction, she left ME with a huge bill....what the hell is she thinking


Brian221: what bill
THE X: uhhhh something like 700
Brian221: for....
THE X: oh the bedroom set
THE X: what we were just talking about
Brian221: oh...I thought you meant something else....
THE X: When we bought that I wasnt expecting to pay for most of it
** I paid for ALL of it except $300 toward the mattress...never saw another dime until we split.

Brian221: i know
THE X: so I didnt have money saved
** over the last year and a half, she managed to not save a dime toward this $700 debt....nice


THE X: but to think, I was hoping you forgot about the bill, just sucks
THE X: what a shity thing to say
** shitty thing not telling a creditor when you're planning on getting them their money, huh

Brian221: look, I understand...its been a year and a half and I was just curious
THE X: oh I hope you understand
THE X: you shouldnt have said it all
THE X: at all
THE X: I'm sorry but I think, I think even less of you then I did before
** awww...that sucks ass

THE X: youll have your money as soon as I can give it to you, then strings broken for good
** yeah, cause we like, talk all the time when she needs favors...


Brian221: take as long you need...i was just curious if you had plans of paying me back...like i said...its been this long, so its not a big deal
THE X: guess maybe you could have put it that way
** i guess may you could have shut the hell up


THE X: as soon as I can, youll get it
Brian221: you don't have to pay it all at once if you want either...I'll take installments at a low interest
** that was supposed to be a joke, but notice how the succubus has no sense of humor and takes it personlly....crikey

THE X: whatever I can
THE X: you dont have to worry about my character
THE X: thanks for the info
** she signed off before I could comment, probably a good thing, I don't want my tires slashed or anything....



heheh

bRiAn

SaintHax
11-14-2002, 07:51 PM
chief should never be allowed around girls....any of them :rofl:

PS why is it that the girls always call their computer nerd ex's to fix shit?

EDIT: my bad they always leave us for the dumbasses

Chief
11-14-2002, 08:04 PM
hey now..be nice...man....Brian..hook me up with her im sir..please please please please please please please please please please please..i promise that i just want too meet her and find out who she is....im within driving distance..so maybe i could hook up with her..cmon..she sounds real intelligent.....

SaintHax
11-14-2002, 08:08 PM
I need to add a WTF smily

EDIT: shit where have I been duh :wtf:

Hero1
11-14-2002, 08:20 PM
bitch :cuss: :cuss: take her to judge judy! then u can throw in a plug for pmdawn.net while ur gettin ur money back....

SaintHax
11-14-2002, 08:21 PM
bitch :cuss: :cuss: take her to judge judy! then u can throw in a plug for pmdawn.net while ur gettin ur money back....

now this is a good idea :thumup:

Terrick
11-14-2002, 10:28 PM
i promise that i just want too meet her and find out who she is....


don't do it man...i'm tellin' ya....you remember what happened last time chief got a girl's phone number....

Elizabeth
11-14-2002, 11:08 PM
Bri-- i hope you don't mind me saying so... but she sounds like a real bitch.
:donno:
sorry. love,
Elizabeth

Louis85
11-14-2002, 11:39 PM
:rofl: :rofl: :rofl: pitiful. :rofl:

BigRed82
11-15-2002, 02:52 AM
she was acting like it was such a horrible thing that you were asking about the money she owed YOU. That's just craziness. I wonder if she'll pay you back tho :donno: ?

Louis85
11-15-2002, 10:14 AM
Brian, she must have been really really cute!

:pimp:

spidey
11-15-2002, 12:26 PM
I like HiereoHero's Idea...take the bitch to Judge Judy!!!

Deity
11-15-2002, 09:51 PM
Damn Brian...I feel your pain...i think my ex owes me around $600, and i know there is no way in hell that i will ever see that money...

And for the record, i would have to agree that she is a complete bitch, but look at the bright side....at least you didnt marry her. :thumup: (and thank GOD that i didnt marry my pathetic Ex...i put up with waaayyyy too much shit and lies from him during 2 years)

Good luck with getting that money back. Maybe all of us forum members should get together and kick her ass..lay the smack down on her pm dawn style (whatever that may be :wink: ) or just hang her upside down and start shakin her for all the change out of her pockets... :slap:

syxxpm
11-16-2002, 01:42 PM
I SAY BAN HER...oh wait shes not on the forum....ok then ill just have to kill her and eat her.....ok brian make the check out to......i :weird: :rofl: