What's True/What's Not

[Foxy11]

Hey family, this is a game. Here you write out 4 statements about yourself, but the catch is 3 of the statments are facts and 1 is a lie. The object of the game is to figure out what the lie is. So everyone can join in and post 4 things about themselves and the rest of us try to figure out which one statement is the bold face lie, after a few guesses the person has to come clean and tell what the lie is. Forgive me, I'm bored and this just feels like the longest e'ffin friday ever. Anyways I'll start.


1. I've never had an alcoholic drink in my life

2. Two of my teeth were knocked out in a fight.

3. I've been on national T.V.

4. I was in a car that blew up in flames less than a minute after I got out of it.

Ok so guess which statement is the lie, or post 4 of your own and we all take guesses.

[atma]

i say #4 is the lie :cool:

[syxxpm]

#1

[fd]

#1

heres mine

1. im dave
2. im fat.
3.i saved somebodys life with mouth to mouth
4.i was once in a coma for 3 days due to a severe blood virus

[syxxpm]

3...?

[Foxy11]

ok gang, the lie is #2, I have never been in a fight in my life and I have all my teeth...see :mrgreen:

However, I have never had an alcoholic drink in my life, I was on national TV once, and Spring Break '98 on my way back to school, my best friend's car decides it wants to burst into flames on the highway, we were able to pull over and get out before it was completely engulfed in flames so that was definitely a blessing.

[Foxy11]

#1

heres mine

1. im dave
2. im fat.
3.i saved somebodys life with mouth to mouth
4.i was once in a coma for 3 days due to a severe blood virus


3? :donno:

[fd]

yes number 3!!!!

so dont expect me to save your life!

alough im told by 6 that frek is very good at the "hindlick" manouver!!!

[Elizabeth]

Good idea for the game, Foxy. (btw, my guess was #4)
and for Dave, it was 3

Here's mine.

1. I've had 3 sexual partners in my life, one of which was a girl.

2. I once went out with this kid who was *supposedly* Sir Mix A Lots nephew.

3. I'm legally ordained to perform certain ceremonies (weddings, etc.)

4. I once hit a kid in the head badly enough that he had to be stitched up.

[fd]

2???

[syxxpm]

"gulp" 4

[Cozmo D]

:cool2: No Shit!!!...errrr 3

[ronin wolf]

.....3?

[Foxy11]

Good idea for the game, Foxy. (btw, my guess was #4)
and for Dave, it was 3

Here's mine.

1. I've had 3 sexual partners in my life, one of which was a girl.

2. I once went out with this kid who was *supposedly* Sir Mix A Lots nephew.

3. I'm legally ordained to perform certain ceremonies (weddings, etc.)

4. I once hit a kid in the head badly enough that he had to be stitched up.

3

[Elizabeth]

Awesome. I win.
It's Number 1.
Elizabeth

[Cozmo D]

OK, here's my 4...hope ya'll still love me...heheheh

1. I was kicked out of high school for dealing drugs.
2. I used to rob Hasidic Jews on the subway.
3. I used to be a member of a notorious street gang.
4. I used to mug gay men in the park.

[Louis85]

4?

[Foxy11]

OK, here's my 4...hope ya'll still love me...heheheh

1. I was kicked out of high school for dealing drugs.
2. I used to rob Hasidic Jews on the subway.
3. I used to be a member of a notorious street gang.
4. I used to mug gay men in the park.

2??

[fd]

yo coz, one of them is supposed to be a lie.

:weird:

[Foxy11]

yo coz, one of them is supposed to be a lie.

:weird:

:laugh: :laugh:

[syxxpm]

#4 hahahahah cuz you know we likes to be ruffed up

[fd]

thas ill

[Brian221]

Oh man...here goes.

1. I was a professional roller-skater.

2. I masterbate about 5 times a day.

3. I've only had 2 sexual partners.

4. My current girlfriend is porn star.

(no bulshit, only one of those is a lie - sort of)

[Elizabeth]

I'm thinking 4, both for Brian and Coz.


Being robbed is not a great thing, Coz. :cuss:

love
Elizabeth

[frEk]

brians gotta be 2 or 4, them both don't mix right in my head together, well unless he's gotta unload everything so he can last as long as a porn star? or maybe she's sick of sex so she don't wanna do it when she's just chillin? any way......
and i say #1 for coz (cuz i don't think he'd get caught :wink: )

ok here's mine:

1. i've only had one wet dream in my life

2. i've only had sex with 6 people in my life

3. i've only had one acid-induced seizure

4. i've only shot heroin once

ok all these involved numbers (1, 6, 1, and 1) you get double points if you guess the lie and the correct number :thumup:

[atma]

professional roller skater??? :wtf:

[Elizabeth]

4-- you've shot heroin twice.
Elizabeth

[syxxpm]

i say one for frek
two fro brian since he cant even spell masturbate
"then again i cant even spell for so you win

[Cozmo D]

Heheheh...guess I win a kewpie doll too Elizabeth.

The answer to mine is 3...The street gang thing. I never have been a follower, perhaps the only trait I have held on to from my wild and woolly Athiastic teen years.


Being robbed is not a great thing, Coz.


I know, I know Sweet, and believe me, I'm still sorry. Perhaps it was these things that caused the bad karma of my being robbed for hundreds of thousands.



I'm guessing 2 for Brian ( that shit'll make you go blind man)...and 4 for FrEk (I'm guessing he was smarter than that...even back then...and besides, it's like Lay's...nobody can do it just once...heheheheh)

[syxxpm]

i guess he got alot of phoen numbers for roughing up so many queens :weird:

[Tybris]

This is tough....Hard to think that Brian does that 5 times a day or that he is dating a porn star..but I'd have to say porn star is the lie here...I don't think Brian could date a porn star for the fact that she screws (or at least pretends) to screw other guys for a living. Of course if she only does girl/girl that could change things..

As for frek..that is also a tough call, but I'd say the lie is the heroine..

[syxxpm]

ok here goes

1. attempted suicide numerous times at age 12
2. almost got left back in school every year for 7 year
7.has watched wrestling for 15 years
10.has been mentioned in album liner notes

[frEk]

ummmm, that's more than 4 dude

[Cozmo D]

I'd say 3 (or is it 7)...you've been watchin wrestlin for ever dude.

[Deity]

Oh man...here goes.

1. I was a professional roller-skater.

2. I masterbate about 5 times a day.

3. I've only had 2 sexual partners.

4. My current girlfriend is porn star.

(no bulshit, only one of those is a lie - sort of)

I would guess #4...

[Deity]

1. i've only had one wet dream in my life

2. i've only had sex with 6 people in my life

3. i've only had one acid-induced seizure

4. i've only shot heroin once


I would guess #3

[Deity]

ok here goes

1. attempted suicide numerous times at age 12
2. almost got left back in school every year for 7 year
7.has watched wrestling for 15 years
10.has been mentioned in album liner notes

Hmm.....i would guess number 2 cause you are way too smart to have been (almost) left back in school :slap:

[Deity]

Ok now it is my turn.....

1. I once had a fling with a stripper who was also 6 months pregnant at the time

2. I started masturbating when i was 4

3. I bought the original Nintendo system with money i won in a "Kool-aid Caper" contest where i was one of only 5000 kids in America to win a $100 gift certificate to Toys R Us

4. I helped deliver a colt on my uncle's farm when i was 11

[syxxpm]

coz wins..........its number7 and 14 years :weird:

[Foxy11]

Oh man...here goes.

1. I was a professional roller-skater.

2. I masterbate about 5 times a day.

3. I've only had 2 sexual partners.

4. My current girlfriend is porn star.

(no bulshit, only one of those is a lie - sort of)

4??? because of the "sort of" you stuck at the end...maybe she just makes videos for you :)

[Foxy11]

brians gotta be 2 or 4, them both don't mix right in my head together, well unless he's gotta unload everything so he can last as long as a porn star? or maybe she's sick of sex so she don't wanna do it when she's just chillin? any way......
and i say #1 for coz (cuz i don't think he'd get caught :wink: )

ok here's mine:

1. i've only had one wet dream in my life

2. i've only had sex with 6 people in my life

3. i've only had one acid-induced seizure

4. i've only shot heroin once

ok all these involved numbers (1, 6, 1, and 1) you get double points if you guess the lie and the correct number :thumup:


hmmmm 4??? Like Coz said not to many people do it and then not get hooked.

[Cozmo D]

Ok now it is my turn.....

1. I once had a fling with a stripper who was also 6 months pregnant at the time

2. I started masturbating when i was 4

3. I bought the original Nintendo system with money i won in a "Kool-aid Caper" contest where i was one of only 5000 kids in America to win a $100 gift certificate to Toys R Us

4. I helped deliver a colt on my uncle's farm when i was 11

I'd say 3...that Nintendo had to have cost more than that.

[Brian221]

Heheheh.....

Okay....the lie is......#2...no Diety, I do not masterbate at least five times a day.

And the porn star thing....
I said my girlfriend is porn star, not my girlfriend is A porn star.
Its her msn instant messenger name...

HAHAHHAHAH

and yes, a professional rollerskater...you know how you see ice skating in the olympics? I did the same shit on rollerskates, in competition, from age 4 till 13 or so...state and regional champ many times, and ranked 7th in the nation. boo ya

[Foxy11]

Ok now it is my turn.....

1. I once had a fling with a stripper who was also 6 months pregnant at the time

2. I started masturbating when i was 4

3. I bought the original Nintendo system with money i won in a "Kool-aid Caper" contest where i was one of only 5000 kids in America to win a $100 gift certificate to Toys R Us

4. I helped deliver a colt on my uncle's farm when i was 11


I'm gonna say 2...

[Louis85]

boy, I'm glad I didn't get into this one!

[Cozmo D]

There's still time Louis :wink:

[frEk]

i say # 1 for deity, and my lie was the heroin, summa youz got it.........only sniffed it, never shot it

[Deity]

Okay....the lie is......#2...no Diety, I do not masterbate at least five times a day.

Umm.....i guessed number 4, not #2...i am confused.... :donno: :confused:

[Cozmo D]

Okay....the lie is......#2...no Diety, I do not masterbate at least five times a day.

Umm.....i guessed number 4, not #2...i am confused.... :donno: :confused:

Because if you guessed #4 that means you believed #2

[syxxpm]

lo motherfucking l public benjamin

[Brian221]

Okay....the lie is......#2...no Diety, I do not masterbate at least five times a day.

Umm.....i guessed number 4, not #2...i am confused.... :donno: :confused:

Uh....what the hell was I talking about? For real...sorry D....
Was in a deranged state when I read these replies this morning....(woman problems (already fixed em), work is stressin me out, school,).....my mind needs a break....or a good kick in the ass
:slap:

[syxxpm]

or a break in the ass or a kick on the brain or :P

[Deity]

it's all gravy Brian...no biggie :mrgreen: i know how it goes....and lord knows i have been goin through big time stress right about now...i tend to ramble at times like this cause i cant focus on a single thought...ANYHOO...c'mon guys and guess on mine before i reveal the answer...i will give y'all until friday the 13th, cause i am movin on saturday and i wont have internet access for a little while :poke:

[Louis85]

There's still time Louis :wink:

Okay Coz, here it is:

1. Never smoked weed.
2. Never had more than two sips of alcohol, lifetime.
3. Never smoked cigarettes at seven years old.
4. Was born in Detroit, Michigan.

I guess mine are pretty boring in comparison to others here, good thing I don't care. :humflip:

[Be]

OK....soundz like a lot of fun.. :mrgreen:


1. i once tried to choke my uncle to Death with a leather belt

2. was almost run over (on purpose) by my mother with a mini van

3. had sex with 3 other women the night before my wife gave birth to twins

4. once put a kid in the hosptal by beating him in the head repeatedly with a wooden stick...he later committed suicide



holla bak.... :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: <------in my best "DR EVIL" Voice

[Louis85]

see reply below

[Louis85]

OK....soundz like a lot of fun.. :mrgreen:


1. i once tried to choke my uncle to Death with a leather belt

2. was almost run over (on purpose) by my mother with a mini van

3. had sex with 3 other women the night before my wife gave birth to twins

4. once put a kid in the hosptal by beating him in the head repeatedly with a wooden stick...he later committed suicide




ahh...3? :bowdown:

[frEk]

hmmm i say #3 or #4 for be, but damn 3 others in the same night? damn

and i say # 4 for louis, only by process of elimination really

[Cozmo D]

I'd say #3 for Louis, the 7 year old quallifier makes it stick out.

I'd say #4 for Be, that just doesn't fit the profile to me.

[syxxpm]

before....oops i mean BE.......... 4

[Deity]

There's still time Louis :wink:

Okay Coz, here it is:

1. Never smoked weed.
2. Never had more than two sips of alcohol, lifetime.
3. Never smoked cigarettes at seven years old.
4. Was born in Detroit, Michigan.

I guess mine are pretty boring in comparison to others here, good thing I don't care. :humflip:

I would guess number 4

[Deity]

OK....soundz like a lot of fun.. :mrgreen:


1. i once tried to choke my uncle to Death with a leather belt

2. was almost run over (on purpose) by my mother with a mini van

3. had sex with 3 other women the night before my wife gave birth to twins

4. once put a kid in the hosptal by beating him in the head repeatedly with a wooden stick...he later committed suicide



holla bak.... :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: <------in my best "DR EVIL" Voice

Here i would guess number 3....

[Foxy11]

There's still time Louis :wink:

Okay Coz, here it is:

1. Never smoked weed.
2. Never had more than two sips of alcohol, lifetime.
3. Never smoked cigarettes at seven years old.
4. Was born in Detroit, Michigan.

I guess mine are pretty boring in comparison to others here, good thing I don't care. :humflip:

I'm gonna go with number 3 on this one...

[Foxy11]

OK....soundz like a lot of fun.. :mrgreen:


1. i once tried to choke my uncle to Death with a leather belt

2. was almost run over (on purpose) by my mother with a mini van

3. had sex with 3 other women the night before my wife gave birth to twins

4. once put a kid in the hosptal by beating him in the head repeatedly with a wooden stick...he later committed suicide



holla bak.... :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: <------in my best "DR EVIL" Voice


#3 ??

[Louis85]

#3 is the incorrect statement. I smoked cigarettes for about 3 weeks at seven years old until my mom caught me and threatened my life. That pretty much ended my smoking habit, happily.

The true sadness of this event is that it is one of the most heinously defiant acts I have ever committed in childhood or adulthood!

:whogives:

[atma]

i say #4 for Be.

[Chief]

my guess for Be is 4..........

[fd]

hmmmm 4., or maybe 3.

dunno. :sad: :sad: :sad:

[Deity]

Ok....the time you have all been waiting for...i will reveal my lie...and nobody guessed it, that is unless you did but chose to not post your guess...my lie is the last one, number 4...i dont have any family members that own a farm...i know it may be hard to believe the other three but they are 100% true :thumup: :slap:

[Elizabeth]

Syxx, I had guessed yours right.
Deity, I thought yours was #1, but I can't say I'm surprised, either.
Louis, I got yours right.
Be, I'm hoping its #3.

love to all--
Elizabeth

[Tybris]

I guess I'll get in on this action too..

1. Once seriously considered becoming a minister

2. Turned down chance to lose my virginity at age 16

3. Have had one of my poems purchased and published by Halmark

4. Nearly failed an english class due to supposed plagerism and was forced to provide a witness to the authentisity of my work.

Well let's see who can get this one. :donno:

[Cozmo D]

I guess I'll get in on this action too..

1. Once seriously considered becoming a minister

2. Turned down chance to lose my virginity at age 16

3. Have had one of my poems purchased and published by Halmark

4. Nearly failed an english class due to supposed plagerism and was forced to provide a witness to the authentisity of my work.

Well let's see who can get this one. :donno:

Hmmmm......#3

[Deity]

I guess I'll get in on this action too..

1. Once seriously considered becoming a minister

2. Turned down chance to lose my virginity at age 16

3. Have had one of my poems purchased and published by Halmark

4. Nearly failed an english class due to supposed plagerism and was forced to provide a witness to the authentisity of my work.

Well let's see who can get this one. :donno:

I would guess...but that would be cheating since i already know the answer... :wink:

[Be]

you know what....


fuc all o' ya'll!!! :rofl:



ok yeah....it's 3...so what :cuss:

it was just one woman... not 3....

(not that there weren't 3 involved...)

:wink:


sorry liz


love
b.

p.s.

and fuc you too!!

























leave a message...

[Be]

:weird: :weird: :weird: :weird: :weird: :weird: :weird: :weird: :weird: :weird: :weird: :weird: :weird: :weird: :weird: :weird:



tomorrow...i shall think of a more sinister and Devious batch of FACTS!!!!!!

MOOOOOWAAAHHAAHAAAHAAAHAAA :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
:laugh: :laugh: <-------in my best DR EVIL VOICE

[syxxpm]

would you like some fries with that :weird: :weird: :weird: :weird: :weird: :weird: :weird: :weird: :weird:

[frEk]

damn be you crazy :wink:

and i say # 3 for tybris, with a close 4 though

[syxxpm]

i have to make a joke on this....

sung to the tune of cyndi lapuers "she bop"

be.bop be bop a he bop
he bop head with big stick bop
stick bop head into splat bop

"he cracks heaaaaaaaaaaads with big ass stiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiicks"

sorry i had to :weird: :weird: :weird:

[Louis85]

I guess I'll get in on this action too..

1. Once seriously considered becoming a minister

2. Turned down chance to lose my virginity at age 16

3. Have had one of my poems purchased and published by Halmark

4. Nearly failed an english class due to supposed plagerism and was forced to provide a witness to the authentisity of my work.

Well let's see who can get this one. :donno:

Ty, I would guess number #2?

[Elizabeth]

Ty, I think it's #1.


And that's okay, Be. I'm just at this point (very slightly) relieved more than anything else.

love-love,
Elizabeth

[Foxy11]

I guess I'll get in on this action too..

1. Once seriously considered becoming a minister

2. Turned down chance to lose my virginity at age 16

3. Have had one of my poems purchased and published by Halmark

4. Nearly failed an english class due to supposed plagerism and was forced to provide a witness to the authentisity of my work.

Well let's see who can get this one. :donno:

3 :donno:

[Tybris]

Ok the lie here is number #3

Yay for all those that got it right and also fk all ya'll for not having faith in my work :cuss: ..hehe.

Seriously tho I did try to submit something to them and of course got back their Blah Blah "We have internal writters so we do not accept outside submissions." Anywho..dam uppity bastards :slap:

No skin off..another day another let down..eh..life goes on..glad that was several years ago.

[atma]

why the fuck would you want Hallmark of all places to publish your poetry anyway?? :scared:

[Cozmo D]

Ok the lie here is number #3

Yay for all those that got it right and also fk all ya'll for not having faith in my work :cuss: ..hehe.



Had nothing to do with faith in your work Ty, just couldn't see you writing that hoakie Hallmark shit.

[Poetdude]

OK here are my 4 statements: You decide which one is the lie

1) I have never done a single illegal drug in my life

2) I play 3 different musical instruments

3) I am related to someone famous

4) I am gay

[Elizabeth]

A girl I went to high school had published for hallmark, and I doubt she was an internal writer...
But when you think of it, anybody with a very conventional sense of sentiment and "poetry" can write that stuff. So don't fret on it.


Poet--
your lie is #4
Elizabeth

[Poetdude]

Thanks for the guess Elizabeth, but I am gonna let a few others have a crack at it before I tell

Poetdude!

[Cozmo D]

Well, I don't quite have a feel for you yet Poetdude, but judging from the trend around here lately I'd say #1

[Chief]

i would say #3 for poetdude......

[Louis85]

my guess is #3 also.

[spidey]

Okay all...now it's my turn!!

quess which one of these statements is not true...

1. Brandon drives a Plymoth Duster

2. Brandon know a lot about freanch history

3. Brandon has three chihuahuas

You be the judge!

Brandon

[spidey]

Okay all...now it's my turn!!

quess which one of these statements is not true...

1. Brandon drives a Plymoth Duster

2. Brandon know a lot about french history

3. Brandon has three chihuahuas

You be the judge!

Brandon

[Cozmo D]

Brandon, you're missing 1. :slap:

[Poetdude]

Congrats to you both, Chief and Louis. Number 3 is my lie! I wish I had a prize to give you. LOLOL :) :cool:

[Cozmo D]

Oh come on...everybody is related to at least somebody at the very least a little famous. :donno:

[Chief]

nudges syxx and says..."there ya go son...go get em" :rofl: :rofl:

[Louis85]

Chief, you are so bad.

[Elizabeth]

Brandon, what's your opinion on the Biron family?
Elizabeth

[frEk]

i say 2 for brandon

[Elizabeth]

(shhh... you're not supposed to guess yet-- he has to make up another fact!)
Elizabeth

[frEk]

haha, well if he adds another we know that one's bullshit so i guess we just get better odds on this one :thumup:

[syxxpm]

tru

[Cozmo D]

Ahhhh...found it! Did a search for posts by Foxy and there it was.

All of ya'll who are new this post is recomended reading...a great insight into your fellow forum members...some of it is funny as hell too! :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

And so, without further ado...
[size=24]BUMP!!! :thumup: :thumup: :thumup:

Great to revisit too! :mrgreen:

[spidey]

Okay, somebody edited my post without my permission..and it's pissing me of....here's what I actually wrote..

1. I'm a Disneyland Resort Annual Passholder
2. One of my friends is a vampire
3. I own a copy of Spider-Man Classics number one
4. I once meet Michael Landon
5. I was put in jail for selling crack to kids


whoever is editing my post please stop!

[Chief]

:donno: what post was edited spidey?????

[Chief]

ahhhh...i get it...... here is your original post man....its under a different topic...this topic here was the one from a year ago... here is your original post... http://www.pmdawnonline.com/forum/viewtopi...der=asc&start=0 (http://www.pmdawnonline.com/forum/viewtopic.php?t=2094&postdays=0&postorder=asc&start=0)

[Cozmo D]

:rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

Brandon's stuck in the twilight zone.

[Cozmo D]

Bump! Here's the other one! :)