how come...

[Hero1]

add ur own..


how come when ur seeing ya fav group performing ya fav song live some attention starving slut has to jump on stage and dance or molest the performer and ruin the whole moment..

[Elizabeth]

How come moshers ruin concerts for me by nearly trampling me to death when all I want to do is actually SEE a show?
I'm not there to beat anyone's brains out like the other people in the FRONT ROW BLOCKING THE STAGE!!!!

Elizabeth

[Tybris]

ACME - Rave tested, coyote approved.

Materials:
1. medium sized purse
2. Acme cinder brick
3.valid ID
4. Money
5. Ticket to favorite band performance

Instructions:
Step1. Take money and purchase ticket to favorite band performance.
Step2. Insert Acme cinder brick into medium sized purse.
Step3. Arrive and concert/club and present valid ID
Step4. Make way to front row.
Step5. Pretend to be moshing along with the airheads in the front row.
Step6. Strategicaly take out enough jar heads from the front row by clocking them upside the head with acme laiden purse to make space for yourself.
Step. 7 Leave unconscious moshers on floor to create barrier so you are'nt trampled by surrounding moshers.
Step 8. ENJOY THE SHOW!!!

[Elizabeth]

lol good plan
Elizabeth

[sdldawn]

Places like Target/Walmart have 30 Isles.. and only 2 working.. ?:)

[fd]

because all the slackers are loafing in the store room eating all the candy.
because people in those jobs do as much as they have to not to get fired.
because people dont wanna work there.
or somthing

[Skipper Blue]

I used to work at Target and was in charge of how many lanes were open and I still don't know. The protocol is if there are more than 2 people waiting you are supposed to get another cashier. We only used all the registers at Christmas and in the slow season, only half were stocked to use. If there is no one at customer service, go there instead.


How come whenever you do the right things and try to live your life according to a set of good morals and try not to break any laws, share your toys, donate to united way, help your fellow man, the crooks get away with everything and you get screwed over. :(

[Cozmo D]

How come whenever you do the right things and try to live your life according to a set of good morals and try not to break any laws, share your toys, donate to united way, help your fellow man, the crooks get away with everything and you get screwed over. :(

Because YOU let them.

It's not enough to just go through life all la di daa, doin' your share, but turnin your head when the next man's gettin fukked.

Sooner or later, the dick gets around to YOU.

[frEk]

i picked up an application for sam ash today..............EMPLOYEE DISCOUNT!!!!

[Cozmo D]

Which 1 FrEk?

If it's 48th St I might be able to help ya out.

[frEk]

na i can't make that commute on my busy schedule......paramus nj route 4. i think they just need warehouse people, i'm not sure wear that would be maybe back of the store? but i done that kinda shit before and my back is hurtin just rememberin that shit (but how heavy can just music shit be....oh wait them big ass pa speakers ugghhh), there's a musician's friend like right between my house and my school so i think i'll try there first, i aint got a whole lotta knowledge on alot a shit so maybe warehouse shit would be better anyway.............as long as i'm not bringin fat fuck's there meat anymore and gettin some discounts on gear i'm happy

[Hero1]

as long as i'm not bringin fat fuck's there meat anymore


................naaaa.........too easy...... :haha: :haha:

[Chief]

:rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: oh shit........