Gaymobile

[Wheeljak]

What do you think is the gayest car on the road?

I'm not talking gay in the disdainful sense, as in "that Camaro with the 26 inch rims looks so gay!"
You said my Camaro was gay with such disdain.
Nor am I talking gay in the effeminate sense, as in "you look really gay in that Miata."

Instead, I'm talking gay in the purely homosexual sense, as in "those two guys in the Cabrio are so gonna do the gaynasty when they get home."

My vote is for the Porsche Boxster (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Porsche_Boxster). I have seen many of these on the road here in Tampa Bay, and nine times out of ten, the driver is a wealthy-looking man with graying hair, and in the passenger seat is a good-looking young guy who appears to be about 20 years younger.
Cabana boy?

Either that, or the Batmobile. I saw one of those, and the driver was a wealthy-looking man who looked like he spends a lot of time in the gym, and a spandex-wearing guy in the passenger seat who appeared to be about 20 years younger.
Boy wonder?

[wendyful04]

The Hummer, being driven by a fat overstuffed Latino businessman, texting on his phone.

[Brian221]

VW Rabbit
http://www.vw.com/rabbit/en/us/

....and anything Chief drives.

[Harmeister]

Chief has a license?

[pmFan]

They make-um cheap on the reservation! :haha:

[Wheeljak]

The Hummer, being driven by a fat overstuffed Latino businessman, texting on his phone.
So, do you actually think he's doing a dude? I don't think Hummer owners are gay; I think they're harboring some issues about inadequacy of the wang.

[Wheeljak]

VW Rabbit
http://www.vw.com/rabbit/en/us/
I didn't know they were selling the Rabbit again. I think it's adorable. I could see a lot of girls driving that; do you really think it would be popular with gay dudes?


....and anything Chief drives.
Chief doesn't drive a car; he drives a tank. And the main gun shoots blanks.

[Bonkman]

Any male driving a VW Beetle.

And anyone driving that damn Scion xB "shoebox" car is gay.

[ChrisLDog]

Any male driving a VW Beetle.

I was kinda thinking that too. When they came out I thought, "That is SUCH a chick car." but 3/4 of the people I saw driving them were dudes.

[Wheeljak]

Any male driving a VW Beetle.
Haha... what about the guy from that old movie "Herbie: the Love Bug"?


And anyone driving that damn Scion xB "shoebox" car is gay.Fo' sho'. And not just gay... beyond that. Like, anime gay!

[ChrisLDog]

Haha... what about the guy from that old movie "Herbie: the Love Bug"?

I was referring to the newer one. The old one's okay I think. Don't know which Bonkman was referring to though.

[Bonkman]

VW Bug is the old one.
VW Beetle is the new version.

[Wheeljak]

VW Bug is the old one.
VW Beetle is the new version.

Nope. VW Beetle is the old one.
VW New Beetle is the new one.

[Bonkman]

Well, okay...

Everyone I know calls the old ones "Bug's", same with me. I call the new ones "Beetle's". Thus, my reasoning.

[Chief]

Nope. VW Beetle is the old one.
VW New Beetle is the new one.

thank you for clarifying mr clarification man.....are you any relation to mr green jeans???? :)

now back to the swipes at me.......it hurts...my soul and being can no longer handle all of this, and by all of this, im talking about brian221 stalking me because he longs to cuddle, his wife wont do that..said something about braiding my back hair.....oh,,, and he hates jews..he told me so.....me personally.. i still want to oppress the eskimos....as far as gay cars...honda civics....:)

[eternals layre]

80's vette
every dude that drives one has the gay porntache

http://i2.photobucket.com/albums/y43/pink_custard/selleck-tom-photo-tom-selleck-62034.jpg

[Chief]

80's vette
every dude that drives one has the gay porntache

http://i2.photobucket.com/albums/y43/pink_custard/selleck-tom-photo-tom-selleck-62034.jpg

that, and they usually are still sporting a mullet....usually cardinal fans...

[Wheeljak]

80's vette
every dude that drives one has the gay porntache
Magnum is NOT gay. Higgins is.

I wish people would call me Magnum...

[ElizabethX]

Okay, Magnum.

[Wheeljak]

Okay, Magnum.

Thank you, Liz. I'm just gonna stand here and bask in my Magnum-ness...

[Chief]

shouldnt you be the chopper pilot...(forgot his name)

[wendyful04]

thank you for clarifying mr clarification man.....are you any relation to mr green jeans???? :)


lmao
hahahaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

I drive a Civic.
I'm so gay.

[wendyful04]

Mickey used to use Magnum condoms, back in the days when we had to use them.
They were tooooooooooooooooo tight.:haha:
so was I

[Chief]

Mickey used to use Magnum condoms, back in the days when we had to use them.
They were tooooooooooooooooo tight.:haha:
so was I

so now your just loose???? like throwing a hot dog down a hallway eh????

[wendyful04]

no
the vagina is a miraculous thing
it stretches out and stretches right back
wanna' seeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee?

[Chief]

when the fuck did you become stretch armstrong????

[wendyful04]

when the fuck did you become stretch armstrong????

ahhhhh!
killed it

I go by the name Stretch Williams Jr.

[Chief]

ahhhhh!
killed it
.


no..the stench from your cooter did...

[wendyful04]

cooter scooter
cootermobile
gay coots association
dean coots

[Chief]

crazy cooter cmon attya

[filmwizdaddy]

Mini coopers. Honda CRVs