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eternals layre
12-04-2006, 10:08 AM
I was listing to the radio to all the bad crappy Christmas covers. When the wife said "How I would love to hear P.M. Dawn do one!"

Someone back her up?

If not a whole album then I would like to hear

The first Noel

sobe8
12-04-2006, 07:28 PM
"Yeah I missed a lot. My wife is still waiting for my son to be born. Next week we will go to the hospital for an induction.

I was thinking and a PM Dawn christmas album would be awsome."

Last edited by sobe8 : 11-30-2006 at 12:04 AM.

I was talking about this in the My Album thread

Mistress M
12-04-2006, 08:34 PM
Yeah, I don't know...singing Christmas music seems to be the thing to do when you're washed up and just out of rehab and needing to revamp your image...

Doo-DooHead
12-04-2006, 09:51 PM
leeeeeeeeeeooooooon
leeeeeeeeeeeeeoooooooooooon
leeeeeeeeeeeoooooooon
leeeeeeeeeonnnnnnnnnn!!!
i'm Singing The Dyslexic Noel Song!!!!!

Doo-DooHead
12-04-2006, 09:53 PM
We Are Currently Working On Our New Smash "rudolph The Red Nosed Blissdeer"!!!!!

wendyful04
12-04-2006, 10:16 PM
How about you guys do Violent Night?
Or I'm Dreaming Of A White Substance?
Perhaps Dingle Balls might be a good one?
I Saw Mommy F'ing Santa Claus?

wendyful04
12-04-2006, 10:17 PM
Hows about Get Off My Red Ass Blister.

Wheeljak
12-04-2006, 10:28 PM
How about you guys do Violent Night?
Or I'm Dreaming Of A White Substance?
Perhaps Dingle Balls might be a good one?
I Saw Mommy F'ing Santa Claus?

You got no Christmas spirit.
Scroogette.

I was gonna call you "Scroogina", but then you'd start talkin' bout 'gina again, and I know that it's hard to stop you when you're talkin' bout 'gina.

pmFan
12-05-2006, 08:59 AM
How about you guys do Violent Night?
Or I'm Dreaming Of A White Substance?
Perhaps Dingle Balls might be a good one?
I Saw Mommy F'ing Santa Claus?Geez... No Christmas Joy here!

eternals layre
12-05-2006, 10:07 AM
Hey the beatles put out a Christmas albun at the top of their career.

eternals layre
12-05-2006, 10:07 AM
leeeeeeeeeeooooooon
leeeeeeeeeeeeeoooooooooooon
leeeeeeeeeeeoooooooon
leeeeeeeeeonnnnnnnnnn!!!
i'm Singing The Dyslexic Noel Song!!!!!

Isnt that a elton john song?


hahaha

Wheeljak
12-05-2006, 10:57 AM
Isnt that a elton john song?


hahaha

No, that was the dyslexic version of the ad jingle for Novell networking solutions.

wendyful04
12-06-2006, 09:53 PM
Violent Night by Wendy

Violent night
Horror night
All are dead
Ghostly white

Red and blue beacons
flashing so bright
Sirens wailing
seeking the fright

Sleep in bloody heeeeeeee eeeeeap!
Sleeee-eep in bloody heap.
:clap: :clap: :clap: :clap: :clap: :clap: :clap: :clap: :clap: :clap:


only took me 1 minute!

wendyful04
12-06-2006, 09:55 PM
I'm dreaming of a white substance
Just like the one dad used to smoke


shucks! I forgot how the rest of the tune goes!

wendyful04
12-06-2006, 10:09 PM
Dingle Balls by Wendy

Dingle balls
Dingle balls
Dingle all the way

Oh what fun
it is to wipe
with a hairy butt crack
hayyyyyyay!

(repeat chorus)

Have to change my drawers
'Cuz a crapball's gone astray
O'er the fields we go
laughing all the way

ha ha ha

Hope the phone won't ring
Waking up my wife
I need more time to wipe my thing
before she gets a fright!

(chorus)

A day or two ago
I thought I'd sneak a fart
It turned into a shart
But that's not the worst part
The poop was moist and stank
Misfortune's what I got
It made me want to shift and shake
And rush back to the pot



ok, that took me like 12 minutes

Wheeljak
12-07-2006, 12:18 AM
Violent Night
You been listening to too much Inane Clown Posse.

I'm dreaming of a white substance
Just like the one dad used to smokeWell, that's a relief. I thought you were gonna make a song about the other white substance.

Dingle Balls
<snip>
ok, that took me like 12 minutesOne day, you're gonna be wishing you could get those 12 minutes back.

I'm decorating this weekend. Come on-a my house, a my house, I'm gonna give you Christmas tree. You definitely need some Christmas spirit; I don't want your son complaining that you got him a carton of smokes for Christmas.
American Spirit blue.