View Full Version : happy valentines day 2005!

02-13-2005, 12:37 AM
to those who got loved ones...snuggle em up and feed em chocolate...
for those who dont ...snuggle up with a good movie and feed yo dam self some...

and for one mattress salesman in a clownsuit weilding a sniper rifle up in the clocktower...shoot those who call out cute nicknames for each other like "foo foo" and "pookie bear" in public....

and remember...nam may be over....but your unrequited lust for human blood will never be quenched!.....enjoy V.D.!

*syxxpm cues up "rock your baby" as he rides off into the stars on an iradescent unicorn made entirely of butter knives.....

02-14-2005, 01:35 PM
Happy Valentines To All!!!!

02-14-2005, 08:14 PM
Happy Valentines, Everyone!!

02-15-2005, 01:38 AM
I rented some porn....

CHeers man

02-15-2005, 03:00 AM
V-day is boo-day without a she-today!

just bitter, don't mind me, I couldn't keep a good woman if one shacked up in my place and payed all the rent. Unfortunately that doesn't keep me bitter, but what will?

If he/she is special never let it end, if they are not, then start again.

02-15-2005, 10:12 AM
lord, i hate this holiday

02-15-2005, 03:02 PM
lord, i hate this holiday

hence the clocktower remark

02-15-2005, 03:05 PM
i know..:)

02-15-2005, 03:06 PM
so did ya "gat" anyone who used the word pookie yet?

02-15-2005, 03:09 PM
ya know...if there is ever another serial sniper out there, they might actually be inclined to tab me because of this forum..LOL

02-16-2005, 02:59 PM
*syxxpm hides clownshoes behind desk and gulps.....