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05-02-2002, 04:18 PM
My objective is simple: Taking over the world

My motive is a little bit more complex: To show them all

Stage One
To begin my plan, I must first expose a rich and powerful ceo. This will cause the world to realize something is wrong, terrified by my arrival. Who is this evil genius? Where did he come from? And why does he look so good in classic black?

Stage Two
Next, I must seize control of the Internet. This will all be done from a corporate tower, a mysterious place of unrivaled dark glory. Upon seeing this, the world will flee in terror, as countless hordes of robot warriors hasten to do my every bidding.

Stage Three
Finally, I must reveal to the world my corporate takeover, bringing about an end to sanity. My name shall become synonymous with evil, and no man will ever again dare steal my woman. Everyone will bow before my cunning intelligence, and the world will have no choice but to whisper my name in fear.

05-02-2002, 04:41 PM
feeble minded Jas....

1. You must take over the food industry, such as what I have done..Pizza Hut..I get free pizzas....

2. Cell phones...free cell

3. Construction companies...been there, have them in my back pocket..

4. Bedding industry...well you know..I put a mind altering signal in each mattress to slowly make them all bow down to me..

5. Old Hip Hop Artists....nuff said.....

6. Then the world...

see now most of mine is already done..

:rofl: :rofl:

05-02-2002, 06:15 PM
[b]yo i like the new n improved hax............but ya'all know i'll do it first :frek:

05-02-2002, 06:31 PM
no.. you will just have everybody peein on a fish....

05-03-2002, 06:52 PM
so hax will diety be your intern ?:mrgreen:

05-03-2002, 08:32 PM
so hax will diety be your intern ?:mrgreen:

:rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

05-04-2002, 08:20 AM
And Hax, when you execute said "take over the world" thing, can I have a small island in the South Pacific where I can live in reclusion, raise goats, and grow cherry tomatoes? I'll be your front man for it.



05-04-2002, 12:35 PM
no interns just me, myself, and I just how it's always been

take as many islands as you want......I just want a hole to crawl into

05-04-2002, 01:07 PM
well good luck but by the time your plan hatches i will have already turned the planet into a giant porn shop where i will be the manager.
(and get all the stuff for free)

05-04-2002, 02:02 PM
i of course will own the "other" porn shop and get all the stuff for free _ :thumup: -syxxpm

05-04-2002, 02:52 PM
yes we have to cater for everybodys needs

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