Who's with me on this one?

[Chief]

The Official 2004 Presidential Debate Drinking Game

By David Martin. David Martin lives in Ottawa
Canada
Published September 29, 2004

Let's face it. The presidential debates are a nuisance. But for whatever reason, most television networks feel obliged to carry them.

So stop your whining and make the best of a bad situation with the Official 2004 Presidential Debate Drinking Game. All you have to do is line up your favorite beverage and pick a candidate. Then let the game begin:

- Every time President Bush says the word "safer," take a drink. If he uses the word "democracy" in the same sentence, make it a double.

- For every John Kerry reference to the UN, have a drink.

- If Bush uses the phrase "compassionate conservative," you must chug your entire beverage.

- Take one drink for every three times Kerry points with his left hand.

- Any previously recorded Bushism, like "misunderestimate" or "subliminable," used by the president during the debate requires one drink.

- If Kerry exceeds the time limit for any response, take a drink.

- Back-to-back offenses require a double shot and a NoDoz.

A reference by your candidate to any of the following requires one drink:

1) Florida

2) North Korea

3) Axis of evil

4) Saddam Hussein

5) The American people

- And for an exciting twist on the game, anytime anybody mentions the word "Vietnam," everybody has to take a drink.

In this game, everyone's a winner. At worst, you'll reach the end of the debate experiencing a warm, pleasant buzz. But if you're really lucky, you'll pass out by 10 o'clock and won't have to listen to the closing statements. Cheers

[Chukwuka]

OH!!
ME
ME
ME

[Harmeister]

I don't know if my stomach can hold enough sprite for the whole thing

[matt]

ANy time Bush says, "changes positions", Drink your whole beverage.

If Bush says Iraq, take two sips.

If Kerry says "bad Policy", take a sip. If he says "Halliburton", drink a whole can.

:cool:
Mp.

[The_Kay_Dee]

At any mention of "lost war records"Run around the sofa twice and then chug your beverage.
If Bush uses the term "Acceptible losses" put your beverage away for
10 minutes.
Any Kerry mention of "Tony Blair" roll a dice and take the number of drinks shown on the pips.
IF ANY CANDIDATE SAYS "KISS MY ASS!" DRINK EVERYTHING AND VOTE FOR HIM!!!!!!

[Chief]

Originally posted by The_Kay_Dee@Sep 30 2004, 05:47 PM

IF ANY CANDIDATE SAYS "KISS MY ASS!" DRINK EVERYTHING AND VOTE FOR HIM!!!!!!
:rock: :rock: :rock: :rock:
we must think alike sir.....

[DJ Detroit Butcher]

Wow Kerry completely pwned Bush tonight... :rock:

[Chief]

Watching both candidates for 90 (!) minutes reminded me how tough it is filling up 2 minutes on every question. So often in conversation we all have so much to say about a topic, but what we forget is that in a normal conversation between ourselves and others we always have time to pause and collect ourselves. These men, once they begin to answer a question can not stop for 2 minutes. It seems so simple from the outside, I used to think the same way, but its darn, darn hard.

As for the debate, I thought Kerry did well, but went of on a tangent a few times and had a hard time explaining his position on Saddam before the war and his position now along with his vote on the 87 billion appropriation. But he also looks more like that "stoic president" many like. I thought Bush clearly looked like the poorer debator, especially with his numerous pauses, but this wasn't just about a debate, it was about the american people connecting with someone. Bush will always win that one over Kerry. I think Bush made it plain that he won't wait on the rest of the world if he feels our safety is at stake, if the world will help, like with North Korea, he welcomes their help, especially when they ADD to the solution (being honest that China has more pull over NK than we do, to harness its nukes).

Bottom line: Kerry didn't lose, Bush didn't win.


Round two is next, and I will really have to stock up on the beverages..I was soooo toasted...:)

[Harmeister]

You know, it's nice to hear that someone else in the world doesn't hate President Bush. I live in Massachusettes, the land of the Liberal Democrats, and I simply have to keep my mouth shut or be swarmed over.

I really don't like Kerry.

[Cozmo D]

I can't stand Kerry either, but Bush is a blathering idiot who is taking us to hell in a handbasket. If y'all will remember, before we went into Iraq I pointed out EXACTLY what this idiot was getting us into, and it's all coming to pass just as I said. We have to get that fool out of office before he goes charging into anymore damm fool adventures unprepared. :pissed:

[Hero1]

its a pity that most people dont even care about this shit.. like the fate of the world!! :sad: no one even bothers to look at whats going on :ohnoes9:

[DJ Detroit Butcher]

Haha, in a perfect world, dig this campaign slogan:

"Vote for John Kerry: Hey, At Least He's Not Bush."

[Chief]

Cmon Coz. You had to find the debates at least a bit funny. All I could think about was that they both looked like the puppets from that Phil Collins video. The song escapes me, but damn, I had to chuckle.

[Cozmo D]

Originally posted by Chief Grassy Knoll@Oct 2 2004, 09:58 AM
Cmon Coz. You had to find the debates at least a bit funny. All I could think about was that they both looked like the puppets from that Phil Collins video. The song escapes me, but damn, I had to chuckle.
Yvette and I were crackin up all the way throuh it. :cheers:

[Hero1]

Originally posted by Coz+Oct 3 2004, 01:14 AM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (Coz @ Oct 3 2004, 01:14 AM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> <!--QuoteBegin-Chief Grassy Knoll@Oct 2 2004, 09:58 AM
Cmon Coz. You had to find the debates at least a bit funny. All I could think about was that they both looked like the puppets from that Phil Collins video. The song escapes me, but damn, I had to chuckle.
Yvette and I were crackin up all the way throuh it. :cheers: [/b][/quote]
i saw a few seconds of bush blabbering and blunderin and havin no idea what he was doin and i had to change the channel :kekeke:

[syxxpm]

if somebody drank a shot of anything anyime the phrase "mixed message" was used...thered be a lot of o.d. obits in the papers today :lolbonk:

[onegalacticwino]

All I could think about was that they both looked like the puppets from that Phil Collins video.

Land of Confusion. I was just talking about those puppets the other day -- remember, there was a TV show that they were on, too -- and if I remember, it was quite political. But I don't know, I was around 12 yrs old, I think ...

[Chief]

Fragile Rock...:) :rock: :rock: :rock: :rock: :rock: :rock: :rock:



I know, I know, not the right show....Trash Heap RULES!!!!

[Etherspin]

man, when i was about 6 dad got me a fragill rock audio tape when he was in the city on a business trip.. he put the tape in on the way back 2 see what it was all about.. and ended up returning it cause he thought it was faulty... if you heard them sing you know that tape was fine.... :)

[Hero1]

down at fragle rock! :rock: :rock: :rock: :rock:

[Cozmo D]

The Trash Heap has spoken...nyaaaahhhhhh! :bowlaugh: :bowlaugh: :bowlaugh:

[Boogie]

Yall will have to forgive me, but i used this on my radio show, because I thought it was so funny... I know it was kind of like downloading music so I apologize. But I am on the air 5 hours a day its hard to come up with material all the time...

[The_Kay_Dee]

KayDee for president 2020!
My campaign slogan-
Vote Bitches! I got whutcha need!
2 for 5..... Legalize it! Lower the legal drinking age!
No taxes. MAKE POLITICIANS LIVE IN THE WORST 'HOOD IN THIER DISTRICT UNTIL ALL OF THIER DISTRICT IS EQUAL!
f*CK SADDAM! LETS ALL GET PAID!
Be real.No more raises for congress and the senate! Raises for
the people! Less crime? More public/ televised canings!
MORE TO COME!