I really think i should do this (riiiight)

[fd]

DEAR SIR,
I AM THE FIRST SON OF THE PRESIDENT OF
LIBERIA,(PRESIDENT CHARLES TAYLOR)WHO
DECLEARD ASSYLOM TO NIGERIA OUR NEIGHBOURING COUNTRY
BECAUSE OF OUR OPOSITION
MY FATHER DEPOSITED SOME MONEY IN MY NAME IN THE
AFRICAN DEVELOPEMENT BANK
(ADB)WHICH AMOUNTED OF $15,000,000,00 (FIFTEEN MILLION
UNITED STATE DOLLARS
ONLY)AND I HAVE ALREADY MAKE A SECRET PLAN WITH THE
BANK MANAGER OF AFRICA
DEVELOPEMENT
BANK (ADB) HERE IN MY COUNTRY, HE ALSO ADVISE ME FOR
ME TO GET A FOREIGN PARTNER
WHO WILL
CLAIM THE MONEY ON HIS BEHALF BECAUSE OF THE PROBLEM
MY FAMILY HAVE IN MY
COUNTRY,
BUT I KNOW THAT MY GOD WILL TOURCH YOUR HEART FOR YOU
TO HELP ME RECEIVE THIS
MONEYWITHOUT HAVE ANY FEAR IN YOUR MIND.
PLEASE I WANT YOU TO BE HONEST WITH ME IN THIS
TRANSACTION BECAUSE THIS MONEY IS
THE ONLY
THING I HAVE TO START MY LIFE WITH MY FAMILY IF YOU
RECEIVE THE MONEY INTO YOUR
ACCOUNTWHICH YOU WILL SEND TO THE BANK MANAGER DIRECT
TO HIM. NOW THIS IS THE
INFORMATION I
NEEDED VERY URGENT FROM YOU BECAUSE MY COUNTRY IS VERY
HOT NOW TO LIVE, WHICH I
CANNOTSTAY MORE THAN TWO WEEKS FROM TODAY TO AVOID MY
FATHERS OPOSITION HARM MY
FAMILY. THE
INFORMATION I NEED FROM YOU IS PRIVATE TELEPHONE AND
FAX NUMBERS,YOUR ADDRESS
AND COMPANY
NAME (IF ANY) TO ENABLE ME GET THE NECESSARY DOCUMENT
BANK MAY NEED IN YOUR NAME
HERE IN LIBERIA
BECAUSE THE BANK WILL KNOW YOU AS THE BENEFICIARY OR
THE OWNER OF THE MONEY AS
MY FOREIGN
PARTNER WHO HAVE BEEN DOING BUSINESS WITH ME FOR A
LONG TIME AND I HAVE ALREADY
WORKED EVERYTHING OUT WITH THE BANK MANAGER.
I AM GIVING YOU 100% ASSURANCE THAT THERE IS NO RISK
INVOLVE IN YOUR SIDE TO
ENTERTAIN IN THIS
TRANSACTION UNTILL YOU RECEIVE THIS MONEY IN YOUR
ACCOUNT,THIS IS HOW WE WILL
SHEAR THE MONEYON MY ARRIVAL IN YOUR COUNTRY:
1.YOUR SHEAR WILL BE 40% OF THE TOTAL MONEY
2.WHILE MY SHEAR WILL BE 60% OF THE TOTAL MONEY AS THE
OWNER
IN THIS TRANSACTION I NEED FOR YOU TO KEEP EVERYRHING
SECRET CONFIDENTIAL TO
AVOID THE ENEMY
OF PROGRESS THAT WILL PUT EYES TO JEOPARDISE OUR
EFFORT BECAUSE IF I HAVE ANY
PROBLEM WITH THIS
MONEY I DONT KNOW WHAT I WILL DO NEXT WITH MY FAMILY.
FOR YOUR INFORMATION IF
YOU ARE NOT CAPABLE
TO HELP ME IN THIS TRANSACTION PLEASE LOOK FOR
SOMEBODY THAT YOU TRUSTED FOR
HIM TO HELP ME
RECEIVE THIS MONEY BECAUSE I CANNOT DO ANYTHING HERE
WITHOUT A FOREIGN PARTNER.

FOR YOU TO REPLY ME YOU SHOULD USE MY PRIVATE EMAIL
ADDRESS:mensah112@yahoo.com.
FOR SECURITY REASONSAND I WANT YOU TO GIVE ME YOUR
PRIVATE EMAIL ADDRESS TOO.
THANKS AND GOD BLESSMENSAH TAYLOR.

[atma]

you should just forward a copy of that to the fbi :)

[syxxpm]

agent smith is after you dave...run....RUN

[Cozmo D]

Or Scotland Yard.

[syxxpm]

benjamin moriarty :rofl:

[fd]

ahhhhhhhhhh!!!!!

[Tybris]

that's just....so...wrong..does anyone still think that people are still that stupid :poke:

[Chief]

http://www.bordergatewayprotocol.net/~jon/...op-soapbox4.swf (http://www.bordergatewayprotocol.net/~jon/humor/web_animations/may02-smilepop-soapbox4.swf)

[Cozmo D]

My wife just got this one:

Dear friend,

You may be surprised to receive this letter from me since
you do not know me personally. I am the first son of the
most popular black farmer in Zimbabwe who was
murdered in the land dispute in my country. I got your
contact through network online hence decided to write
you. Before the death of my father, he had taken me to
Johannesburg to deposit the sum of USD5.Million (Five
million United States dollars), in one of the private
security company, as he foresaw the looming danger in
Zimbabwe. This money was deposited in a box as gem
stones to avoid much demurrage from Security Company.
This amount was meant for the purchase of new machines
and chemicals for the Farms and establishment of new
farms in Swaziland. This land problem came when
Zimbabwean President Mr. Robert Mugabe when he
introduced a new Land Act Reform wholly affecting the
rich white farmers and some few black farmers, and this
resulted to the killing and mob action by Zimbabwean
war veterans and some lunatics in the society. In fact a lot
of people were killed because of this Land reform Act for
which my father was one of the victims. it is against this
background that I and my family fled Zimbabwe to South
Africa for fear of our lives.

After which I traveled to the Netherlands and I am
currently staying in the Netherlands where i am seeking
political asylum and more so have decided to transfer my
father's money to a more reliable foreign account. Since
the law of Europe prohibits a refugee (asylum seeker) to
open any bank account or to be involved in any financial
transaction throughout the territorial zone of European
Union. As the eldest child of my father, I am saddled with
the responsibility of seeking a genuine foreign account
where this money could be transferred without the
knowledge of my government who are bent on taking
everything we have got.

The South African government seems to be playing along
with them. I am faced with the dilemma of moving this
amount of money out of South Africa for fear of going
through the same experience in future. Both countries
have similar political history. I am seeking for a partner
who I have to entrust my future and that of my family in
his hands, I must let you know that this transaction is risk
free. If you accept to assist me and my family, all I want
you to do for me, is to make arrangements with the
security company to clear the Consignment (funds) from
their affiliate office here in the Netherlands as i have
already given directives for the consignment to be brought
to the Netherlands from South Africa.

But before then all modalities will have to be put in place
like change of ownership to the consignment. I have two
options for you. Firstly you can choose to have certain
percentage of the money for nominating your account for
this transaction. Or you can go into partnership with me
for the proper profitable investment of the money in your
country. Whichever the option you want, feel free to
notify me. I have also mapped out 2% of this money for
all kinds of expenses incurred in the process of this
transaction. If you do not prefer a partnership I am willing
to give you 10% of the money while the remaining 88%
will be for my investment in your country. Contact with
me immediately while I implore you to maintain the
absolute secrecy required in this transaction.

Thanks, GOD BLESS YOU

Best regards,

NOTE:
ON YOUR INABILITY TO HANDLE THIS
TRANSACTION RESPOND TO ME AND INFORM
ME SO I CAN LOOK FOR SOMEONE ELSE.

:rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

[Cozmo D]

Hey, anybody remember when Michael Tinker was actually considering this shit? He actually thought it was legitimate.

I wonder if he got snatched up by these crooks. I saw on a news special that they actually contact you in person if you go through with it for a while, so they can get ALL of your money! :umm:

[Hero1]

hahah coz i remember that post! :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

[syxxpm]

i remember that,,, :umm: