1 of these things is not like the other...

[Cozmo D]

I couldn't find the original thread, so I'm gonna start a new 1. It was a good way for us all to get to know 1 another. I'll start it off.

Here are 5 things about me, 1 is a lie. Guess which 1...or post your own...or both! :)


1. My aunt is a nun.

2. I'm on the board of directors of a homeless shelter.

3. I ran away clear across the country when I was 11.

4. I was 1 of the 1st crack dealers in NYC.

5. My uncle used to manage George Forman.


Whew, that was hard. Youse people know too damm much about me! :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

[frEk]

hmmmmmm, 2?

[Rumi_Philosophie]

1) I am Tamacheq from Mali


2) I can speak several languages: french,spanish.gaelic, fufulde.etc


3) I have been to Pluto and back


4) I am a student


5) I believe in socialism

6) I devorced a sidhe

7) I re-married and devorced a Moroccan :wave: :wave: :wave:

[syxxpm]

coz im guessing three cuz you dont seem to be a dude who'd go cross country with out a huge financial reason

[Elizabeth]

Coz, I'm guessing 2, only because I feel like if that's true, I should already know that about you.

Isn't Rumi a girl? I say 3, too.

here we go

1) I've had dreams about masturbation since being pregnant.
2) I used to kill ants with a stick when I was little, out of boredom.
3) I won the Spelling Bee in 4th grade.
4) I was Homecoming Queen for both junior and senior class.
5) I used to have this huge crush on Lou Diamond Phillips, and he's still my favorite actor.

love!
Elizabeth

[STANLEY C. TAYLOR]

I'm going to have to go with 2 on Coz also. I don't know you that well so I'm taking a guess. As for Runi, I will have to say 3. That was 2 e. z. And my sweet ginger liz however is a tough one. But I won't pick number one. So I would have to go with 2. Now my turn.

1. I was kicked out of my house at 13

2. Since childhood, I have become a mosquito's favorite dish.

3. I was hospitalized for asthma as a kid

4. My new favorite drink is Vanilla Coke

5. I have at least 150 science fiction and fantasy books and not the time to read any of them.

Do the math.

[Cozmo D]

Rumi, is there only 1 untruth there? #3 is pretty obvious.

Elizabeth I would guess 4...I find it hard to think ofyou even allowing anybody to make you homecoming queen. :rofl:

Stan, yours are pretty hard...you have such diverse personallities. :rofl: I'll go with 1.

Let's wait a couple of days before we give answers to give other peeps a chance to join in. :)

[Foxy11]

Hey I remember this game I started the last one, we play it sometimes whenever I throw a party at my place. Let me see these are pretty tough but I'm gonna take a guess anyway

Coz >> 2
Rumi >> 3
Elizabeth >> 2
Stanley >> 4

Ok here are mine

1. I play the bass guitar
2. One of my recommendations into grad school was from poet Nikki Giovanni
3. I once got a modeling gig as an extra on Dawson's Creek
4. I hung out in DC one night with Depeche Mode
5. I eat ranch dressing on spaghetti

:weird: :weird:

[Mistress M]

Ok, my guesses:

Coz - I'll guess no. 4 only because I'd rather think more positive than negative

Rumi - 3

Liz- I'll guess 4

Stanley -- I'll guess 4, because Vanilla Coke is disgusting

Foxy -- I'll say, please, in the name of GOD, let it be number 5

Ok mine:

1- I graduated from college at 19
2- My all-time favorite movie is Casablanca
3- I'm divorced from an Italian soccer player
4- Ferrets are my favorite type of pet
5- I worked on Broadway and Hollywood as a make-up artist

:donno: :wink:

[Azathoth]

1) I have met John Glenn
2) I have recorded an album of my own music
3) I enjoy eating lutefisk
4) I am a descendant of Ethan Allen
5) I once spent $50 on a P.M. Dawn CD.

[Cozmo D]

Hey Foxy! Damm girl, stop being such a stranger! :wave: For you I'd say #5...for the same reason as Mistress...YECH!!! :rofl:

Mistress, for you I'd say #1, 'cause you seem to be the perpetual student type, which would mean that you would probably have your PHD by now, instead of just starting on it. Of course, that would mean that #3 is true, which might signify a pause in the schooling, which would explain the delay on the PHD...oh well...#1 anyway. :rofl:

Rory (Azathoth), you've been gone so long that this will be a completely uneducated guess, but I will go with #3 because I have absolutely no idea what lutefisk is. :yum: :umm: :laugh:

[spidey]

Okay...my turn

1. I'm a Disneyland Resort annual passholder.
2. One of my best friends is a vampire.
3. I own Spider-Man Classics #1
4. I was once arresseted for selling poisioned milk to school children
5. I got to meet Michael Landon

Lame? I know, but give it a try.

Brandon

[Cozmo D]

I figure #4 for you Brandon.

[Mistress M]

I'm not going to guess on Azathoth only because I don't know you!!!

spidey...hmmm...I'll say number 5 becuase I don't think you'd be bragging about that...

[Chief]

Coz....5
rumi....6
liz....4
stan..1
foxy...1
mistress...1
rory..2
spidey..4

[Chief]

mmmkay...my turn...

1. I once watched the movie "Fire in the Amazon" cuz a friend told me that you got to see a full frontal of Sandra Bullock.

2. I had a ferret once and hated it...

3. I helped tie up a teacher during American West days in high school to go play football on the field.

4. I have dunked once on a regulation rim, with a regulation basketball, with witnesses.

5. I had 2 hole-in-ones on a golf outing with my best friends husband....

[Foxy11]

Mistress 1
Azathoth 4
Spidey 4
Chief 5

[Cozmo D]

Chief...BULLSHIT!!!...#5 :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

[STANLEY C. TAYLOR]

Foxy- 3 (Even though I never watched Dawson's Creek. I can't figure out how the hell that show got on the air in the first place.)

Mistress - 3

Azathoth - 4 ( I can believe number 5)

Spidey - 2

Chief, my ass - 5


I can't wait for round 2. You have no idea what I'm going to cook up next.

[Mistress M]

actually, for chief, I'm going to say number 4 because I think that chief may have a secret, hidden love for such a ritzy, lazy white-man's sport such as golf... :rofl:


so when do we get to post our answers???!!!! :donno:

[Cozmo D]

I'll put mine up tomorrow...that'll be 4 days, so everybody try to follow suite.

Mistress, Chief IS a ritzy, lazy white man...but that's not the point. :mrgreen: Most people NEVER sink a hole in one...2 in 1 day...HAH!!! :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

[Mistress M]

Dude, I know nothing about sports...I had to read his post twice to realize when he was talking about a "rim" and "dunking" he wasn't talking about sex... :rofl:

[Cozmo D]

:rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

[Louis85]

Coz -3
Rumi - 3
Elizabeth - 1
Stan - 4
Foxy - 5
Mistress - 2
Rory - 2
Spidey - 2
Chief - 4

Wow these are always hard for me, but here goes:

1. I've ridden over 100 coasters at 19 amusement parks lifetime.
2. As a kid, I designed and built a science lab in the back yard to do experiments.
3. I never met a sport that I didn't enjoy watching or playing.
4. I once trained to be a boxer.
5. I listen to at least one PM Dawn song every day.

Too easy.

[BigRed82]

Coz - 2
Rumi - 3
Liz - 4
Stan - 5
Foxy - 3
Mistress - 1
Azathoth- 3
Spidey - 2
Chief - 5
Louis - 2

ok here are mine

1. I won all-region twice during my high school football career
2. I collect old american coins
3. I listen to music when I go to bed every night.
4. My cousin played pro-football for the redskins and packers
5. Every other summer I spend in europe with relatives.

[Cozmo D]

I'm guessing #5 for you Big Red, people from Tennessee don't have relatives in Europe. :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:



OK, here's my answer ya'll. It would be cool if when we answer these that we add a little elaboration, after all, the object is to get to know each other. :wink:

The answer to mine is #4. I've never smoked or sold crack in my life, in fact, it didn't even appear until after my drugging days were done. Even if it had, I probably would have stayed away from it, I never dealt with any (in my opinion) destructive drug.

Well, let me correct that, I did snort cocaine a couple of times (didn't care much for it, wasn't worth the money) and I did smoke angel dust for about a week before I realized that that was NOT the thing to do...heheheh. Oh, and I did sniff spot remover for a couple of days also...another NO NO...and I also snorted morphine twice, both in 1 day (1st time was without knowing what it was, after the 2nd I decided that I didn't like the nodding :rofl: ).

So, I guess I never dealt with any destructive drug FOR LONG :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: ...and I never sold any drug other than pot.

My aunt (mother's little sister) has been a nun since I was about 5.

My mother runs New Nazareth House Inc., a shelter for unwed mothers. I am on the board and my wife is secretary. It was actually run in our house so I was also associate director as well as head of security. My mother retired 2 years ago so the shelter itself is actually non-operational at the moment, but the corporation is still active.

When I was 11 I got mad at my mother about watching Walt Disney (for the life of me I can't remember why :rofl: ). So, I stole the rent money ($85) and conned my way onto a greyhound bus to Las Vegas.

My great-uncle (grandmother's brother), Stewart Martin, known in boxing circles as Stewgie (not sure of the spelling though) was 1 of George Forman's early managers.

:mrgreen: :mrgreen: :mrgreen:

[syxxpm]

my face is red....i stand corrected :mrgreen:

[Cozmo D]

Oh Damm...I missed yours Louis! :slap:

I'm kinda torn between 2 & 3, but I think I'll go with #2.

[Rumi_Philosophie]

Mine are all true. That's the truth and I'm stickin' to it. :cool:

[Elizabeth]

stan 5
foxy 3
mistress 5
aza 4
brandon 4 (depends on your definition of "vampire")
chief-- 2 (you loved the ferret)
louis 1
bigred 5

okey doke
Elizabeth

[Cozmo D]

Mine are all true. That's the truth and I'm stickin' to it. :cool:

<sigh> :sad:

Well, we've had Stanley and Tinker, so I guess we were due for a female. :donno: :wink: :weird:

[Chief]

:rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

[Mistress M]

Yay!!! I guessed Coz correctly!!!!!! :thumup:

For Louis, i'll guess 1, and for Big red 2

boy, I can't wait to post my answers...

[Rumi_Philosophie]

Who's Stanley and Tinker?

[Foxy11]

well the majority of you guessed correctly that my lie was #3, I was never an extra on Dawson's Creek. I did go to an open call, got interviewed and they took my picture but I never got a callback, which is probably for the best because like Stanley I have never watched the show a day in my life.

#1 yes i do play the bass guitar :rock: . I've had my bass for over two years and taught myself the basics, and have currently been taking professional lessons for about 6 months.

#2 I am a graduate of Virginia Tech where famous poet Nikki Giovanni is a professor, and one day in her office over bit of light conversation and some pringles she agreed to give me a recommendation for my master's degree. She's pretty cool, she has Thug Life tatooed on her forearm and she likes to talk about herself a lot.

#4 One day while discussing some of my favorite music groups with one of my sorority sisters, she happened to mention that Martin Gore of Depeche Mode was her first cousin...imagine my surprise, having been a huge depeche mode fan since I was 16 and had no idea Martin Gore was half black :donno: . Anyways shortly after that revelation, her dear ol' coz invited her to come to DC to one of their concerts and hang out, and she invited me along...let me say it was truly one of the best nights of my life. They are really awesome, after the show we all kinda hung out in their hotel lobby around the piano and sang ol' motown songs and made a nuisance until about 4am (I've got some great pics!), they invited us to go with them to their next show in Miami, but me being the nerd that I am had to get back to Tech to give a presentation in my feminist literature class the next day (that I got an A on of course :flipoff: )

And...#5...RANCH DRESSING!! also known as the "nectar of the gods" goes great with just about everything :yum: , and I put it on just about everything, I won't touch spaghetti unless it's got some ranch on it...try it you might like it :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

[Cozmo D]

Who's Stanley and Tinker?

Like you care...you didn't even bother to guess or show any interest in anybody else's answers, I guess you just wanted to make sure that we knew all about your fantastical life! :bowdown: :bowdown: :bowdown:

[Foxy11]

Louis >>3
Big Red >>5

[Cozmo D]

Spaghetti and ranch dressing huh...they should have that on survivor! :rofl:

[Mistress M]

Ok, my answers....

NO ONE GUESSED MINE CORRECTLY -- I am so disappointed in you guys!!!! :slap:


1- I graduated from college at 19

This is totally TRUE!! I graduated from H.S. at 16, and college at 19. I then took some time off to travel (lived in Europe for a few years)and to figure out what I wanted to concentrate on for graduate school...

2- My all-time favorite movie is Casablanca

Totally TRUE...I think it's the best movie of all time -- it has action, comedy, romance, drama...the dialogue is amazing...and Humphrey Bogart smokes a cigarette like no one else I've ever seen...

3- I'm divorced from an Italian soccer player

Sad, but TRUE...I'm not proud of this one...I was living in Italy, I had just broken up with my college boyfriend, I was lonely, and I met this soccer player (he was scouted for Inter-Milano which is like the Yankees of Italian soccer)...well it was Italy, it was all very romantic, and one thing led to another, and I very foolishly got married...and then I woke up and realized "what the HELL did I do?"...hey, what can I say? lovely setting, a little too much vino, impetuous youth...dangerous combination...so now you all know my biggest, stupidest mistake, thus far...

4- Ferrets are my favorite type of pet

This is totally, completely FALSE!!!!!! I HATE FERRETS!!!! they are stinky, ugly, hyper, mean, nasty little creatures that aren't even good enough to make a coat out of...I have no use for ferrets, and I cannot understand keeping them as pets...and this is coming from someone who has had pet rats...

5- I worked on Broadway and Hollywood as a make-up artist

This is TRUE...I worked on "Jerry McGuire" (no, I didn't get to make up anyone important...just some lower-level bit part people), a few commercials, helped design the make-up and hair for the broadway show "The Lion King", and various off-broadway productons I'm sure most of you have never heard of...it was alot of fun, and helped pay the bills...

This was way fun!!!! :mrgreen:

[Cozmo D]

NO ONE GUESSED MINE CORRECTLY -- I am so disappointed in you guys!!!! :slap:


Ahh well, I almost got it...should have listened to myself. :rofl: :syxxpm: I bet people will come alot closer next time as they get a better idea of who you are. :wave:

Yeah, these are fun, and it's a great, fast, and ez way to get to know each other. I don't know why we didn't keep it up.

We owe them to 1 person though...

THANX FOXY!!! :rock: :rock: :rock:

[Hero1]

louis 4
bigred 4
chief 5


ok i gotta do this game eventually :umm:
here we go :wave:



1. ive been on a trip around the world
2. i dropped out of school when i was 12
3. my uncle won an olympic medal in hockey for kenya
4. i've never taken any drugs
5. i was once on a highly rating national tv program in australia

[Cozmo D]

#4 for you Timmy...all I can say is...HORSEDOGS!!! :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

[Louis85]

And my man Tim gets the prize! #4 was false, I never trained to be a boxer although I always wanted to. The rest are all true.

I love coasters and will attempt to push my total count above 150 this summer by attempting to visit 6-8 parks. Yes, at 12 I designed and constructed (in the backyard) my own chemistry lab to do experiments (I was always big into hobbies). Moms didn't think I was serious until she came home one day and found a 10X10 section of the yard roped off--construction had already begun at that point! I have never found a sport that I didn't like for some reason or another. Love sports, even the ones people question as sports, i.e. golf and fishing. And of course you can all relate to listening to the PM Dawn song everyday.

I find all of your questions fascinating. I don't think I've guessed one right yet, for anyone!

:rock:

[Cozmo D]

Wow, I could totally see you as a boxer Louis, but then, all of these fit you pretty well. :thumup:

[Louis85]

Coz, here's what would happen: I would go thru all of the training, the road work, the heavy bag workout, the skipping rope, etc etc etc. Then I would step in the ring to spar, and my sparring partner would smack the f*@k out of me and that would be the end of my boxing career. Lights out, end of fantasy.

[Cozmo D]

:rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

[syxxpm]

well...at least he has goals :rofl:

[Louis85]

Yes Syxx, and getting the piss smacked out of me (over some macho bulls--t fantasy) isn't one of them! :cool2:

[syxxpm]

touche lou-ay :thumup:

[BigRed82]

Tim I think your false is #2.

Ok, here are my answers
1. I won all-region twice during my high school football career
This is true. I had too small of a body frame to play collegiate football at the time.

2. I collect old american coins
This is true. I've been collecting since I was around 8 and have a hell of a lot of coins.

3. I listen to music when I go to bed every night.
This is true, I put the playlist on random and let em roll.

4. My cousin played pro-football for the redskins and packers.
This is true. My cousin played collegiate and pro football for both of these teams. He was on the umm I believe 1998 Packers team when they won the superbowl but he was injured and eventually had to quit.

5. Every other summer I spend in europe with relatives.
Yeah coz, you're right. 99% of people in tennessee have never left the country. Nah I don't know that for sure, but I would bet money on at least 90%.

[Cozmo D]

Hey Red, what positions did you play? I'm betting that since you use 82 in your nick that it was receiver or tight-end? :rock: :rock: :rock:

[Foxy11]

NO ONE GUESSED MINE CORRECTLY -- I am so disappointed in you guys!!!! :slap:


Ahh well, I almost got it...should have listened to myself. :rofl: :syxxpm: I bet people will come alot closer next time as they get a better idea of who you are. :wave:

Yeah, these are fun, and it's a great, fast, and ez way to get to know each other. I don't know why we didn't keep it up.

We owe them to 1 person though...

THANX FOXY!!! :rock: :rock: :rock:

It's all good, this is really fun :)

[BigRed82]

And you're correct. Wide Receiver + Defensive Back (Corner to be specific). I won all-region for defense and led team in tackles, etc. If I was bigger I probably would have been able to play at least a division II school.... which is what my cousin played at.

Believe it or not, when he played for the packers, he was the strongest person on the team. Including Reggie White, William Henderson, George Koonce, Santana Dotson, and Gilbert Brown.

[STANLEY C. TAYLOR]

Since Red and Louis had already answered theirs. That leaves Robin, d'I mean Tim. Yours is a tuffy, So I going to gamble a nerve and go with 5.

Everyone else is answering so Why not? Hopefully this will answer Runi's question.

Only Coz and Chief got the right answer. I had never ran away from home. I had to many people that loved me too much. So much that they kicked my scrawny ass when I got out of line. Sounds cold but if the old folks hadn't taken care of business we ( my brothers and sister) would be in prison or dead. Either that or my parents would be getting out of jail by now. LOL. I always joked with them when I got older saying "that if I knew that hitting a child was abuse I would have called the cops on them years ago." All kidding aside. My parents r what I call old school. In their days when they came home from school, and Ms. Patsy told them to go inside and do their home work, they'd do it. Otherwise, Ms. Patsy told mom and dad, and there was an ass-whoopin' waiting in the wings. I guess what I'm trying to say is that it's all about values and morals. Not abuse but discipline. Now for the other answers.

Yes, I have been bitten by so many mosquitoes that I could be put in the Guiness Book of World Records. Well That's all I have to say about that

I was Indeed hospitalized for asthma what I was young. I remember it like it was five minutes ago. I was 7 at the time when I was running a high fever and my mother took me to the hospital. The doctor gave me some kind of pink medicine that was so nasty that I puked all over my mother's shirt. (true story) It was a yellow shirt that has a saying on it. and "Jesus" was the only word that I can remember. She started crying and the doctor told her that I wasn't going to die. So they admitted me.
While there the only company I had was this Energized Spiderman doll that my mother brought me to keep me company. I was playing with it re-enacting a scene that I saw from a soap opera. My grandmother was into those stories. Where two men were fighting and one shot the other. I had this tube in my left arm that they used to feed my veins and I guess it came out while I was playing. Before I knew it I was in the emergency room and they put they gave me a shot and put the tube back in. It hurt like hell and I was crying. I still owe those pricks a can of whoop-ass. But I'm still alive to tell you all this so I guess I owe them that much. I remember my last night there. I remember the sent me into this room with a lot of other patients. There was this young lady who asked me my name and I told her. I never saw her again or remember anything after that.

Number 4 is true, sorry M. But I love Vanilla Coke. I love it! I love it!! I LOVE IT!!!

LUNCHTIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIME!!!!!

Hot damn What was that. Must have been Sequel. Whew! anywhos, Mistress you're disappointed because I got yours wrong. Well love the feelings mutual (wink, wink). But it's only a game.

The last one was a trick question. I do have a lot of Science Fiction and Fantasy novels. I never had the time to count them so I can't be sure how many. As far as reading them. Some I am in the middle of. Among them are.

Star Wars: Vector Prime
Star Wars: Shadows of the Empire
American Gods by Neil Gaiman ( I can't seem to put this 1 down. When I'm done I might do a review on it sometime. If no one has read it already)
Batman-Justice League of American: The Stone King
Legacy and Icon both by Frank Frazetta

Well I hope that answers your questions. I be back later for round two

______________________________________________
There is nothing in the world that doesn't exist that you don't already know, and I can't tell you a story tha doesn't already exist.
(Taken from Lain)

[Cozmo D]

Hey Stan, are you black? I've always been so distracted by your alters that I never truly got a clear glimpse of you before, but the way you describe your childhood sounds like a black (maybe lower middle class) upbringing to me...somewhat similar to my own in fact. :)

[syxxpm]

looks like cozter made a new friend :thumup:...matter of fact why dont stan himself appear more on the forum im sure he would make a lot more... :wink:

[Chief]

why is it a black issue with you coz? if he is black, are you going to reword the way you speak too him? cuz i know you started changing the way you viewed me when you found out my ethnic heritage....

[Terrick]

this topic involved too much reading so i never participated..hehe :mrgreen:

[Cozmo D]

why is it a black issue with you coz? if he is black, are you going to reword the way you speak too him? cuz i know you started changing the way you viewed me when you found out my ethnic heritage....

It's always a black issue with me Chief...you know that!

Besides...everybody knows I hate whitey. :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

[Chief]

*raises clinched fist and yells* "YEA, DOWN WITH WHITEY!!!!!"

[Hero1]

ha is stan black..hmm its hard to tell when you got all his personalities running around the place.. WOULD THE REAL STAN PLEASE STAND UP? :wink:

[syxxpm]

and down with those chubby loving fags too :rock:

[STANLEY C. TAYLOR]

To answer your question, Coz. Tis true. Tis true. I am 100% honest to God, pure Sexual Chocolate Brotha. If this shocks many of you, good. Many of you didn't tell me you weren't so that makes us even.

"Say it loud...........I'M BLACK AND I'M PROUD!!!"

[STANLEY C. TAYLOR]

And another thing, I have come here more often than most. To prevent confusion, Doctor Sectour insisted that all the alters deliver their John Hancock to let everyone know who said what. So if you don't see a signature, chances are, It's me. Understand all that good. Now do you mind explanining to me?

[Cozmo D]

That's it...that seals it!!! Rumi is really Stan!!! :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

[Hero1]

That's it...that seals it!!! Rumi is really Stan!!! :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

:rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

[syxxpm]

IM..BL......sorry i got caught up in the moment....it was just so inspirational :rofl: :rock:

[Louis85]

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[Cozmo D]

Rory (Azathoth), Brandon (Spidey), Brian (Chief), Tim (HieroHero).....

WUTZ UP WITH YOUR ANSWERS Y'ALL???!!! :cuss: :cuss: :cuss:

WE'RE WAITING DAMMIT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :slap:

[Hero1]

MINE IS 3 ... it wasnt actually my uncle.. it was my uncles wifes brother if that makes sense.. in fact his son was also a very good hockey player..and should have been in the australian team..but racism y'know :sad:

[Cozmo D]

Cool Tim. Hey, hows about a little embelishment on the other answers...a trip around the world is pretty awesome. Oh, and I still say that you hadta been smokin SUMTHIN when you saw those horsedogs on TV! :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

And hey...Elizabeth, we're waiting on you too!!! :cuss:

[Elizabeth]

Sorry! Sorry Docta!


Okay, okay. Mine was 4. Not because I wouldn't have accepted such a title, but I just wasn't popular in that way.

love
Elizabeth

[Cozmo D]

Bump!

Every now and then it's good to get to know your forum mates. :)

[Chief]

lol...and i still didnt post my answer...roflmao

[Etherspin]

... hold on.... was there a sequel to this thread or something??? im sure i typed out a set of these on here but it aint in the thread?? well if not ill do some up now!

[Cozmo D]

lol...and i still didnt post my answer...roflmao
Yeah, and we're STILL waiting!:mad:

[Cozmo D]

... hold on.... was there a sequel to this thread or something??? im sure i typed out a set of these on here but it aint in the thread?? well if not ill do some up now!
Check the other thread I bumped.;)

[Etherspin]

nup.. havent done it apparently so here goes..

1. my grandfather was a multilingual spy posing in various countries under aliases as a businessman to report back to ASIS (australias international spy agency)about countries planning possible strikes,attacks or acquisitions on/to other countries...he died in 2001 and we are still unable to find his personal weaponry wherever he had it at his house...

2. I have a tattoo i got the only time i was REALLY drunk,it covers 25 of my back,its a big swirl/wheel (yeah the make you dizzy kind)the regret after is the main reason i gave up alcohol and haven't drunk since and i hope to get it removed down the track when i have sufficient $$$ and am not worried it will look like s*** after the removal

3. my dad and his identical twin are regarded in my family as the luckiest yet most reckless guys you'll find, dad has had his back broken by a horse jumping and landing on him putting him in a wheel chair afterwards,prior to this he had been struck by lightning, the twin has been runover by a car.. ohh and collectively they were held in a crazy dudes house at gunpoint until they distracted him and got away..

4. The main trigger for my switch to vegetarianism was my dad offering me a mcdonalds burger 25 min after i stopped to try to get a woman out of her crashed car to find various parts of her impaled/sliced followed by her dying.. the thought of the meat made me hurl then during the following week i decided i didnt need to eat it anymore anyway

[Cozmo D]

Hmmmm... I'd say 2. :)

[Mistress M]

I'll say...1?

[can]

i guess 2
:confused: :confused:

[Etherspin]

haha .. its 2 alright.. and damn u coz for getting it in one ... did i word it badly or do you know me that well.. you got it too can !
even drunk all i ever did was giggle and do backward somersaults

[Cozmo D]

haha .. its 2 alright.. and damn u coz for getting it in one ... did i word it badly or do you know me that well.. you got it too can !
even drunk all i ever did was giggle and do backward somersaults
Yeah, I think I know you well enough to figure that one out.:)

[Etherspin]

dagnammit :)

[can]

i'm just smart like that :cool:

[The_Kay_Dee]

Coz the answer is #4.
Crack kills and you are still here (Mostly)

[matt]

1)My mother and father were born on the same day and year

2)I once had the flu and chicken pox at the same time

3) I briefly met Reggie Jackson, baseball hall of fame

4) I have an ancestor that lived to be 103; she was born in 1600s!

5) I have millions of dollars in a Swiss bank account

[Cozmo D]

Peeps here barely know you Matt, even though you've been around since the early days of the old forum. However, #5 seems pretty obvious to me. :)

[matt]

True, I agree that I don't post in a way that lets people know
who I am.

I need to work on my social skills.

[matt]

4 is true Ripley's Believe it or Not, Coz

[Be]

ok ok...i kan't standz no more....


1. in grade school i convinced my whole student body that i was a worlock and sold spells.
2. when i was 14 i broke my knuckle from punching my brother in the head later that day we decided to make music together instead of war.
3. both little richard & sherman hemsley came on to me...STRONG
4. once threw ice on micheal & janet jackson at a maddonna concert
5. once spent $2700.00 in one month on porn

[pmFan]

HEY, BE!

Wow! Gotta pick out one? Hmmmm... I can see #2 ... I can see you being an entrepreneur at a young age... I don't remember hearing about the Jacksons at a Madonna concert... Next to no one surprises me when it comes to hitting on others (especially after a bit of alcohol!)... $2700 could be 100-150 videos - lots of time required for that, but if you were layed up at home, that's 16+ hours a day - over 500 hours in the month...

I'll say #1?

Of course, not being around when you and the old-timers used to chat alot, there are probably some inside jokes I don't know about...

[Etherspin]

4 .. truth is AS strange as fiction .. but not Mads show

[wendyful04]

ok ok...i kan't standz no more....


1. in grade school i convinced my whole student body that i was a worlock and sold spells.
2. when i was 14 i broke my knuckle from punching my brother in the head later that day we decided to make music together instead of war.
3. both little richard & sherman hemsley came on to me...STRONG
4. once threw ice on micheal & janet jackson at a maddonna concert
5. once spent $2700.00 in one month on porn

#4




$2700? That must have been before the Internet.
You are a warlock.

[tjeyeam]

I'll say the broken knuckle one...

[Wheeljak]

Be, I'd say number 4 is the lie, 'cuz people from Jersey don't throw ice; they throw Duracells.:D

[Wheeljak]

Alright, alright... I'll do it. Here are mine:

1. When I was little, I swallowed a nickel. When my mom rushed me to the hospital to get x-rayed, the nickel didn't show up on the film; it had miraculously vanished.

2. One of my grandmothers was white. To escape persecution for being an interracial couple, she and my grandfather moved to another town, where she started a new life, "passing" as a light-skinned Black woman.

3. From 1999 to 2003, I lived with my father in Charlotte, North Carolina, working as a pastor's assistant for his ministry.

4. I have never broken a bone.

5. My cousin's acquaintance with Muhammad Ali is directly responsible for my parents getting together, and thus, for my very existence.

[wendyful04]

Alright, alright... I'll do it. Here are mine:

1. When I was little, I swallowed a nickel. When my mom rushed me to the hospital to get x-rayed, the nickel didn't show up on the film; it had miraculously vanished.

2. One of my grandmothers was white. To escape persecution for being an interracial couple, she and my grandfather moved to another town, where she started a new life, "passing" as a light-skinned Black woman.

3. From 1999 to 2003, I lived with my father in Charlotte, North Carolina, working as a pastor's assistant for his ministry.

4. I have never broken a bone.

5. My cousin's acquaintance with Muhammad Ali is directly responsible for my parents getting together, and thus, for my very existence.




#4

[ChrisLDog]

Number 4 for both Be and Wheeljak

[Is*it*my*turn]

Number 4 for both Be and Wheeljak

I agree

[Is*it*my*turn]

ok heres mine

1. I have been romantically involved with more women than men.

2. I managed to break my nose, my front tooth, and my ankle all with one fall.

3. When I was younger I was left handed. I decided that I wanted to be right handed instead, so I stoped using my left hand.

4. I once locked myself out of my house. There was a blizzard, and I had to walk over a mile before I found someone that was home.

5. I once sold a guy midol, and led him to believe they were strong pain killers.

[ChrisLDog]

I'm going with number 3 for you. I really want to believe number one is true.

[wendyful04]

ok heres mine

1. I have been romantically involved with more women than men.

2. I managed to break my nose, my front tooth, and my ankle all with one fall.

3. When I was younger I was left handed. I decided that I wanted to be right handed instead, so I stoped using my left hand.

4. I once locked myself out of my house. There was a blizzard, and I had to walk over a mile before I found someone that was home.

5. I once sold a guy midol, and led him to believe they were strong pain killers.





#2 is the lie


I won't say #1 so the guys here stay interested.
I don't think #3 because my son did that too.
I don't think #4 because this must be the reason you hate winter.
I don't think #5 because you seem like a sneaky bastid.

[Wheeljak]

Becca, all of yours seem plausible; I'm waffling between #1 and #3. However, have figured this out: whether ambidextrous or ambisexual, you're a switch hitter either way!:D
However, I'm going to have to vote for #3, 'cuz #1 is too... <ahem> innnnteresting to throw away!

Now, I'm going to practice my poker face, because if anyone sees this goofy smirk, they'll know I've been daydreaming.:o

[Cozmo D]

ok ok...i kan't standz no more....


1. in grade school i convinced my whole student body that i was a worlock and sold spells.
2. when i was 14 i broke my knuckle from punching my brother in the head later that day we decided to make music together instead of war.
3. both little richard & sherman hemsley came on to me...STRONG
4. once threw ice on micheal & janet jackson at a maddonna concert
5. once spent $2700.00 in one month on porn
Hmmmm... I'd say #1. :)

[Cozmo D]

Alright, alright... I'll do it. Here are mine:

1. When I was little, I swallowed a nickel. When my mom rushed me to the hospital to get x-rayed, the nickel didn't show up on the film; it had miraculously vanished.

2. One of my grandmothers was white. To escape persecution for being an interracial couple, she and my grandfather moved to another town, where she started a new life, "passing" as a light-skinned Black woman.

3. From 1999 to 2003, I lived with my father in Charlotte, North Carolina, working as a pastor's assistant for his ministry.

4. I have never broken a bone.

5. My cousin's acquaintance with Muhammad Ali is directly responsible for my parents getting together, and thus, for my very existence.
I'd say #4, but only because that is the only one without any detail.:)

[Cozmo D]

ok heres mine

1. I have been romantically involved with more women than men.

2. I managed to break my nose, my front tooth, and my ankle all with one fall.

3. When I was younger I was left handed. I decided that I wanted to be right handed instead, so I stoped using my left hand.

4. I once locked myself out of my house. There was a blizzard, and I had to walk over a mile before I found someone that was home.

5. I once sold a guy midol, and led him to believe they were strong pain killers.
Well, being that I've never been the fantasizing type, I'll say #1. :D

[Cozmo D]

4 is true Ripley's Believe it or Not, Coz
No shit!

[Wheeljak]

Wow, everyone who guessed on mine, guessed #4!
However, #4 is the truth; I have never broken a bone. The way I worded it was a red herring.:D

[Harmeister]

Well, being that I've never been the fantasizing type, I'll say #1. :D

Dude, that's not true. You are *so* the fantasizing type. :D

[Wheeljak]

Dude, that's not true. You are *so* the fantasizing type. :D Stop it! You're interrupting his fantasy about not being the fantasizing type.;)

[Cozmo D]

Wow, everyone who guessed on mine, guessed #4!
However, #4 is the truth; I have never broken a bone. The way I worded it was a red herring.:D
So, what's the answer then mollyfukks?:mad:

[Cozmo D]

Dude, that's not true. You are *so* the fantasizing type. :D
Actually, I'm not. Seriously. Imagining and fantasizing are NOT the same thing. ;)

[Wheeljak]

So, what's the answer then mollyfukks?:mad: #2 is the lie. I didn't have a white grandmother. T'was a convincing tale, though, wudnit? ;)

And what in the world is a mollyfuck? Sounds like an invention from the 1890s.

[Is*it*my*turn]

ok here are my answers:

#1. True. And romantically involved and sexually involved mean 2 totally different things :)
#2. True! Very accident prone.
#3. False. Though I can use both hands, I was born right handed.
#4. True. But thats not why I hate winter.
#5. True. Confessions of a soft-core highschool drug dealer.

[Mistress M]

Damn, too late...although I would have been wrong for both Wheeljak and Isit...

For Be, I'll guess #5